the moment you realized your getting old

[Famine]

Last year when i had 2 surgeries on the same leg and still havent recovered.

 

[derklug]

I was following two hot little tight bun 20 somethings at the mall, then one of them turned around and said "Oh, look. It's Shelly's dad." Girl had been coming to the house since she was 12. Felt old and kind of dirty all at the same time.

 

[BlueSnake01]

The day a youngster called me "Sir" and asked me if I can buy him a beer. Of course I said no, but that's not the point

 

[2011fiveliter]

I remember as a young 20 something playing basketball. And always looking at the 40yr old guys hooping. And saying how old they were.
Now I am 43 yrs old still hooping 3-4 days a week. But having to hear how old I am, by all the young 20 yr olds.

Now i am the old a**.....

 

[blk02edge]

I recently started to feel old @27. Yesterday went through a road block and the cop asked me if I was old enough to drive.... weird as I look nowhere near that young but it made me feel better lol

 

[HudsonFalcon]

When I got socks & underwear for Christmas and I was happy about it.

 

[nxhappy]

or you REALLY enjoy HGTV. Like ****ing love it.

 

[nxhappy]

When I got socks & underwear for Christmas and I was happy about it.

totally agree. Christmas clothing = winning !

 

[nxhappy]

Also when tums became a household necessity.

or like me, 4am you wake up and have a ****ing blow out ....wishing I hadn't ate that damn pepperoni pizza or something else spicy ...

 

[Dip Dungles]

or you REALLY enjoy HGTV. Like ****ing love it.

AHC and MLH. Can't get enough of these channels. I fall asleep to them.

 

[Dip Dungles]

Used to stay up every night till 2-3 then wake up at 6 for work.

Now I'm in bed by 11 most nights, but feel like a million bucks the next day if I pass out at 9-9:30.

God damnit, I didn't sign up for this crap.

 

[_Snake_]

When I realized I have socks older than people who think they are old. ^^^^

I have a t-shirt from 1994 that still gets worn a couple of times monthly. I have no idea how or why it's still in one piece.

 

[TaraFirma]

Realized I was getting old when the wrong use of your/you're started annoying me.

 

[hemdog]

Not feeling old yet, but there are more signs happening. This past weekend went out to a bar and everyone got carded. Then the bouncer looked at me and said I was good, didn't need to see my license.

Also, like somebody earlier mentioned, the scrolling to find 1976 on online forms is taking longer.

 

[Buckwheat 1]

I think it was when AARP started sending out mail to my house.

 

[HEMIHUNTER]

Wife: We're going to be Grandparents!
Me:................................well ****.

That was 13 years ago.

On the plus side when I tell people how old I am [62] most go "no way, I pegged you for early 50's"
Makes up for the lack of hair on the top of my head.

 

[Deceptive]

When I decided that a four digit power car seemed more fun on paper that in real life.

When one of the girls I graduated with became a grandmother.

My younger sister's kids are in middle school.

I realized the age I would be when my soon to be daughter would graduate high school.

Two drinks are enough.


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[RX1Cobra]

I knew when I had to buy a nose/eyebrow trimmer. Backed it up when I see a hot women in her 40's.

In my head I'll be like damn that old ladies hot. Then I realize I'm 36 and we're about the same age.

 

[madscotsman]

-Having to pluck random 1-2" hairs from my ears and back every other day
-Unable to get up from a crouching position without an audible of some sort
-Explaining to my son what an Encyclopedia is/was or how we did homework and entertained ourselves without the internet
-Explaining to a 22 y.o. friend who Magilla Gorilla or George the Animal Steel was when commenting how much he tightened something
-Actually watching the news when I used to be mad when my Dad wasted my TV time with it on

 

[Zemedici]

^^Heard of Magilla Gorilla, no idea who George the Animal Steel is


*for reference I'm 24