So you're feeling old?

[jeffh81]

You aint old until: your balls touch the water when you shit.
Sleep sounds better than sex
And last but not least when you buy a Corvette

 

[OETKB]

...And last but not least when you buy a Corvette

BAHAHAHA!

 

[Ford>Chevy]

From friends of my dad, they began to realize they were getting old when they couldn't get over a hangover in a day. One day became two, two became three. Ahh the wonders of being young.

 

[EatonEggbeater]

Better to be over the hill than under it.

 

[tones_RS3]

You aint old until: your balls touch the water when you shit.
Sleep sounds better than sex
And last but not least when you buy a Corvette

OHHHH SNAAPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!
lol

 

[KingBlack]

LOL
Getting old sucks. lol

DYING YOUNG SUCKS EVEN MORE

 

[jeffh81]

DYING YOUNG SUCKS EVEN MORE

That is so true

 

[TK1299]

And last but not least when you buy a Corvette

Grand Slam bro. Nice

 

[zeus201]

20s, show-up and ball. 30s, having warm-up before playing sports.

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[03cobra#694]

Not as bad as you think guys. As I get ready to stretch out and watch tv in bed. lol

 

[PhoenixM3]

Yeah all that plus grey hairs on nutsack. It happens.

Like a gray-haired tarantula doing pull-ups from my crank.

 

[HillbillyHotRod]

Not as bad as you think guys. As I get ready to stretch out and watch tv in bed. lol

As soon as I do that I am asleep.

 

[Outlaw99]

Actually i like my gray, silver hair. The Silver Fox.

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[VenomousDSG]

I may feel old, but i identify as an invincible 18 year old.

Don't offend me and tell me otherwise.

 

[jeffh81]

Started getting grey in the beard and a little grey in the hair.
Just happy to be above ground walking around

 

[Sonic605hp]

Then I'm ****ed.

It’s not the years. It’s the miles.

 

[offroadkarter]

It’s not the years. It’s the miles.

You're saying, since I spend my 10 hour work days in a chair, I'm "keeping the miles off"?

The only problem is it's turning me into a fat lethargic piece of shit lol

 

[Troponin]

I turn 30 this year. My first "getting old" moments:

1) Jumping 6' down from our raised porch area while blowing leaves and feeling like my knees were going to explode.

2) Pedaling 5 miles and feeling like I was going to die. In 2010, 40 miles was nothing for me.

3) Looking at the clock, seeing 9:30PM, and going "geez, better start to wind down, take a shower, and go to bed." I used to go to bed at 1:30AM and get up at 4AM. Pfffft. Not anymore.

4) Bending/contorting some way to reach some bolt/nut somewhere, feeling something pop and tear, then walking funny for the next week.

5) Eating something and regretting it. Not too long ago I had a stomach of steel. I swear I could have eaten molten glass and not give a shit. I had half of a Mcdonalds Shamrock Shake the other day and within 30 minutes Shrek came screaming out the other end.

6) Getting excited about a new dish sponge

Jesus, I think you just nailed it for most of us. Lol I just clicked 39 this year.

 

[CV355]

Dude.......

If age was indicative of hours worked, I'm close to retirement...

Seriously though, just a few years ago I still had the "I'm invincible" attitude. Now I have to think long and hard before eating after 9:00PM

 

[TK1299]

If age was indicative of hours worked, I'm close to retirement...

Seriously though, just a few years ago I still had the "I'm invincible" attitude. Now I have to think long and hard before eating after 9:00PM

I just turned 40. Things hurt more than they ever have, hair is growing in my ears, and I have to start thinking about getting my prostate checked. With all that I'm not completely convinced I'm not invincible yet, so enjoy your 30's because it's still young enough to date 21 year old girls, but old enough to realize they are annoying. You've got a ways to go still.