...And last but not least when you buy a Corvette
OHHHH SNAAPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!You aint old until: your balls touch the water when you shit.
Sleep sounds better than sex
And last but not least when you buy a Corvette
DYING YOUNG SUCKS EVEN MORELOL
Getting old sucks. lol
DYING YOUNG SUCKS EVEN MORE
And last but not least when you buy a Corvette
Like a gray-haired tarantula doing pull-ups from my crank.Yeah all that plus grey hairs on nutsack. It happens.
Not as bad as you think guys. As I get ready to stretch out and watch tv in bed. lol
It’s not the years. It’s the miles.
I turn 30 this year. My first "getting old" moments:
1) Jumping 6' down from our raised porch area while blowing leaves and feeling like my knees were going to explode.
2) Pedaling 5 miles and feeling like I was going to die. In 2010, 40 miles was nothing for me.
3) Looking at the clock, seeing 9:30PM, and going "geez, better start to wind down, take a shower, and go to bed." I used to go to bed at 1:30AM and get up at 4AM. Pfffft. Not anymore.
4) Bending/contorting some way to reach some bolt/nut somewhere, feeling something pop and tear, then walking funny for the next week.
5) Eating something and regretting it. Not too long ago I had a stomach of steel. I swear I could have eaten molten glass and not give a shit. I had half of a Mcdonalds Shamrock Shake the other day and within 30 minutes Shrek came screaming out the other end.
6) Getting excited about a new dish sponge
Dude.......
I just turned 40. Things hurt more than they ever have, hair is growing in my ears, and I have to start thinking about getting my prostate checked. With all that I'm not completely convinced I'm not invincible yet, so enjoy your 30's because it's still young enough to date 21 year old girls, but old enough to realize they are annoying. You've got a ways to go still.If age was indicative of hours worked, I'm close to retirement...
Seriously though, just a few years ago I still had the "I'm invincible" attitude. Now I have to think long and hard before eating after 9:00PM