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Hey guys, I just snapped some new pics of my redfire coupe this weekend. Whaddya think? -norcal_cobra

Some of these are kinda lame, but others are very creative. Enjoy! -norcal_cobra ACURA: Another Crummy, Useless, Rotten Automobile Asia's Curse Upon Rural America AMC: All Makes Combined A Major Cost A Mutated Car A Morons Car Another Major Catastrophe AUDI: Awfully...

At what mileage interval are you guys changing your Denso plugs with minor bolt ons? -norcal_cobra

Once upon a time in the kingdom of Heaven, God was missing for six days. Eventually, Michael the Archangel found him, resting on the seventh day. He inquired of God. "Where have you been?" God sighed a deep sigh of satisfaction and proudly pointed downwards through the clouds, "Look...

BJ Etiquette (by a female) 1. First and foremost, we are not obligated to do it. 2. Extension to rule #1 - So if you get one, be grateful. 3. I don't care WHAT they did in the porn video you saw, it is not standard practice to cum on someone's face. 4. Extension to rule #3 - No, I...

There are many types of breasts out there, but until now, many people experienced problems communicating what particular breasts were like until now... . . Itty bitty titties ()() Little breasts (.)(.) Nice breasts (o)(o) Perfect breasts (D)(D) Bullets (O)(O) Handful...

You lose arguments with inanimate objects. You have to hold onto the lawn to keep from falling off the earth. Job is interfering with your drinking. Your doctor finds traces of blood in your alcohol stream. Career won't progress beyond Senator of Massachusetts. The back of...

You are a Bitch. When asked 'Is something bothering you?' reply 'no' then get pissed off when you are believed. You become attracted to someone because he is outgoing and loves parties, start dating him, and immediately expect him to stop this behavior.. You always take an hour longer...

Science marches on .......... Yesterday scientists revealed that beer contains small traces of female hormones. To prove their theory, the scientists fed 100 men 12 pints of beer and observed that 100% of them: * gained weight, * talked excessively without making sense, * became...

What soap is everyone using to wash their car after applying wax? -norcal_cobra

http://www.fordvehicles.com/cars/mustang/incentives/offers/results/index.asp?model=Mustang&year=03 Mustang SVT & Mach 1 Purchase Offers valid Wednesday, August 27, 2003, through Tuesday, September 02, 2003. $2500 Cash Back or 0.0% APR financing for 36 months or 1.9% APR financing...

Anyone out there able to run a Carfax report for the following VIN? I am trying to help a friend research a used car. Any help is greatly appreciated. Thanks. WAUBB88D3VA086413 -norcal_cobra

A married couple are lying in bed together talking before going to sleep. Feeling a little frisky, the husband turns to the wife and says, "So, do you want to have sex tonight?" The wife replies, "Oh dear, not tonight, I can't". The husband asks, "Well why not?". "Because I have a...

http://premium.baseballprospectus.com/article.php?articleid=2194 MLB is currently denying this story, but I am hoping there is some grain of truth in here.... -norcal_cobra

Just curious if anyone here is a collect-a-holic like me. I collect vintage 1960's baseball bobbing head dolls, baseball cards, matchbooks, shotglasses, and various stuff I come across while travelling. What do you collect? -norcal_cobra