Dentist Appointment

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A married couple are lying in bed together talking before going to sleep. Feeling a little frisky, the husband turns to the wife and says, "So, do you want to have sex tonight?"

The wife replies, "Oh dear, not tonight, I can't".

The husband asks, "Well why not?".

"Because I have a gynecologist appointment tomorrow morning... you get the point right?".

"Of course, I understand", says the husband as he turns towards his wife and says, "So do you have a dentist appointment in the morning too?".
 

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That one is funny.


I also like this one

Husbsband comes out of the bathroom completely naked and jumps into bed. Turns to the wife and says "honey, what do you think about some lovin tonight". She replies "I have a head ache". He says "perfect I was just in the bathroom powdering the tip of my penis with asprin".
 

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