Some of these are kinda lame, but others are very creative. Enjoy!
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ACURA:
Another Crummy, Useless, Rotten Automobile
Asia's Curse Upon Rural America
AMC:
All Makes Combined
A Major Cost
A Mutated Car
A Morons Car
Another Major Catastrophe
AUDI:
Awfully...
Once upon a time in the kingdom of Heaven, God was missing for six days. Eventually, Michael the Archangel found him, resting on the seventh day.
He inquired of God. "Where have you been?"
God sighed a deep sigh of satisfaction and proudly pointed downwards through the clouds, "Look...
BJ Etiquette (by a female)
1. First and foremost, we are not obligated to do it.
2. Extension to rule #1 - So if you get one, be grateful.
3. I don't care WHAT they did in the porn video you saw, it is not standard practice to cum on someone's face.
4. Extension to rule #3 - No, I...
There are many types of breasts out there, but until now, many people experienced problems communicating what particular breasts were like until now...
. . Itty bitty titties
()() Little breasts
(.)(.) Nice breasts
(o)(o) Perfect breasts
(D)(D) Bullets
(O)(O) Handful...
You lose arguments with inanimate objects.
You have to hold onto the lawn to keep from falling off the earth.
Job is interfering with your drinking.
Your doctor finds traces of blood in your alcohol stream.
Career won't progress beyond Senator of Massachusetts.
The back of...
You are a Bitch.
When asked 'Is something bothering you?' reply 'no' then get pissed off when you are believed.
You become attracted to someone because he is outgoing and loves parties, start dating him, and immediately expect him to stop this behavior..
You always take an hour longer...
Science marches on ..........
Yesterday scientists revealed that beer contains small traces of female hormones.
To prove their theory, the scientists fed 100 men 12 pints of beer and observed that 100% of them:
* gained weight,
* talked excessively without making sense,
* became...
http://www.fordvehicles.com/cars/mustang/incentives/offers/results/index.asp?model=Mustang&year=03
Mustang SVT & Mach 1
Purchase Offers valid Wednesday, August 27, 2003, through Tuesday, September 02, 2003.
$2500 Cash Back
or 0.0% APR financing for 36 months
or 1.9% APR financing...
Anyone out there able to run a Carfax report for the following VIN? I am trying to help a friend research a used car. Any help is greatly appreciated. Thanks. WAUBB88D3VA086413
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A married couple are lying in bed together talking before going to sleep. Feeling a little frisky, the husband turns to the wife and says, "So, do you want to have sex tonight?"
The wife replies, "Oh dear, not tonight, I can't".
The husband asks, "Well why not?".
"Because I have a...
http://premium.baseballprospectus.com/article.php?articleid=2194
MLB is currently denying this story, but I am hoping there is some grain of truth in here....
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Just curious if anyone here is a collect-a-holic like me. I collect vintage 1960's baseball bobbing head dolls, baseball cards, matchbooks, shotglasses, and various stuff I come across while travelling. What do you collect?
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Your car doesn't get upset when you forget it's birthday.
You don't have to talk to your car after you drive it.
You can choke your car.
Your car doesn't get mad when you ignore it for a month or so.
Cars don't get jealous if you come home with grease under your fingernails.
Cars don't...
Just got my car back from the dealer for the front end creaking noise. For those that don't have this I'll explain. With the car stopped or at low speeds a creaking noise is heard from the front end when turning the wheel right. It is very obvious if you have this prob.
Well, the fix was...
http://www.classic-designconcepts.com/cdc_one_of_a_kinds.html
This seems very suspect. No picture of the motor in the car, nor do they tell how they are acheiving 525 HP from the 03 Cobra motor....
Still looks kinda nice, but I'll stay with my 03 Cobra.
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Hey guys, what is your recommendation for repairing a door ding? There is no dent, just the clear coat chipped off to the base paint. Is there any advantage to having a body shop fix this or can a detailer do just as good a job? Also, what would you expect the cost of repair to be in CA? Any...
Any thoughts on whether the R hood would offer better cooling over the stock hood? My stock hood got trashed in an accident yesterday so I am looking at all the options for replacing including another stock hood. Any ideas, suggestions? Thanks guys.
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Anyone have and Bay Area, CA body shop recommendations in the 408 or 650 area code? Someone cut me off and slammed on his brakes right in front of me. I didn't even have time to hit the brakes. Blew the front fascia, headlights, and hood to bits. Thanks for any help that you guys can offer...
When I got my 03 Cobra it came with a pair of real cheap front mats and no rear mats. Anyone have any references for where to get a nice set of aftermarket mats front and rear? URL's would be great. Thanks.
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