Did you smell the seat when she was done?
lmao I always laugh at this joke
Did you smell the seat when she was done?
I had one work the other way when I was in college. One year I lived in a dorm with community bathrooms, and the chicks from the floor upstairs thought they had the run of the place and would routinely use the bathroom on the mens' floor like it was no big deal. Well, there I was in my favorite stall by the window enjoying the newest reading material, when there was a knock on the bathroom door. **** it, I wasn't going to say anything. I could tell it was the floor TA's hot girlfriend by the sound of her voice when she poked her head inside and said "hello? Anybody in here?" **** it, I still wasn't saying anything. She pranced over to a stall nearby, hurriedly dropped trou, and straight up pulled a toilet destruction straight out of Dumb & Dumber. I mean, wow. When she was finally down to what seemed like the last gurgle groan and squirt, I coughed and shook the newspaper. She screamed like she was looking at a ghost and left the bathroom sobbing. Served her damn right.
^ creeper status!!!!
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First time I saw unisex bathrooms was in Target. How unisex bathrooms came to be I have no idea, mens bathrooms are digusting, smells like piss everywhere, snot rocket buggers on the walls, etc... Lol, I walked into a Macys womens restroom on accident but it was like a break room, room had a plush couch and magazines... wtf!
Indeed!That's actually a pretty good movie.
Didn't you go in there?
No sir, went to the restroom on the other side of the office instead...didn't want to see anymore than I already had. Luckily I only saw a leg, before she yelled.
Jesus Christ bad memories. The 4 weeks I spent at BAF when I was just entering the country or waiting for my flight home, I dreaded shitting in those bathrooms. Every time someone walked in I made sure I moved my boots as much as possible or tried to have my belt make noise. I still had people pull the shower curtain and just make eye contact. That and the toilets have maybe a cup of water In there and at times I would walk in to either an ice berg or a foot long poop that would not budge when you flushed. water would just shoot over it like a ramp. Man glad to be outta there.no they are not secured in any way. imagine you are on the throne, Ac is running and the door opens creating a wind gust .. curtain blows open and there you are in all your glory. they are on a slide bar just like a shower
Luckily I only saw a leg, before she yelled.
Hahaha, I did scramble to close the door. Not sure if I said anything or not.From all I've read, are you sure she was yelling?
Might have been you that was yelling...
I had one work the other way when I was in college. One year I lived in a dorm with community bathrooms, and the chicks from the floor upstairs thought they had the run of the place and would routinely use the bathroom on the mens' floor like it was no big deal. Well, there I was in my favorite stall by the window enjoying the newest reading material, when there was a knock on the bathroom door. **** it, I wasn't going to say anything. I could tell it was the floor TA's hot girlfriend by the sound of her voice when she poked her head inside and said "hello? Anybody in here?" **** it, I still wasn't saying anything. She pranced over to a stall nearby, hurriedly dropped trou, and straight up pulled a toilet destruction straight out of Dumb & Dumber. I mean, wow. When she was finally down to what seemed like the last gurgle groan and squirt, I coughed and shook the newspaper. She screamed like she was looking at a ghost and left the bathroom sobbing. Served her damn right.