NWS Pics that make you :lol: every time you see them NWS

[03Sssnake]

Every now and then you look at an object and you think to yourself "will it fit?"

Lol I tried ramming a rolling pin up a chicks ass once… she tapped out

 

[svtfocus2cobra]

Lol I tried ramming a rolling pin up a chicks ass once… she tapped out

Like I told you, I tapped out when a girl wanted me to fist her. I went from midnight to 6 within seconds wondering how I was going to follow that up and get off after leaving a fist sized hole in her. I ain't that big lol.

 

[ajaf1656]

Lol I tried ramming a rolling pin up a chicks ass once… she tapped out

 

[03Sssnake]

 

[03Sssnake]

Like I told you, I tapped out when a girl wanted me to fist her. I went from midnight to 6 within seconds wondering how I was going to follow that up and get off after leaving a fist sized hole in her. I ain't that big lol.

Yup I remember, some shit is just better off left in pornos…

 

[BOOGIE MAN]

My uncle started an ambulance service decades ago after leaving the oklahoma highway patrol, my cousins run it now. I recall him always telling stories of things folks would shove up their ass. I have another uncle now retired but was a nurse and he had similar stories. Recall a story about an old guy that came into the ER with a coke bottle up his ass, claimed he slipped in the shower and fell on it..

I may or may not have seen an x ray showing a jar full of marbles in the sphincter-loc bag

 

[03Sssnake]

 

[1 Alibi 2]

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[PhoenixM3]

Lol I tried ramming a rolling pin up a chicks ass once… she tapped out

I refer to mine as Excalibur. As in, “Wench! Anger not my humble love weapon, or feel the wrath of Excalibur!”

 

[olympic]

 

[awful knawful]

Every now and then you look at an object and you think to yourself "will it fit?"

Nope, not this guy, we're not the same.

 

[Deceptive]

A woman shaving the cooch without waxing the butthole is a female version of business in the front, party in the back.

 

[MassCobra]

 

[Morgan]

Someone, try it!!

 

[98 svt]

Someone, try it!!

Now show me what the inside of that vacuum looks like.

 

[03cobra#694]

Now show me what the inside of that vacuum looks like.

Right.

 

[_Snake_]

What in the Sam Walton is going on here?!

 

[03Sssnake]

 

[Snaketamer]

Someone, try it!!

No thanks... just put a Fumoto valve on it and be done...

 

[Double"O"]

No thanks... just put a Fumoto valve on it and be done...

Ive threatend to do this for years...dont know why i havnt lol