Men Teaching Classes for Women

CSCOBRA03

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Men Teaching Classes for Women at
THE ADULT LEARNING CENTER

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By November 29, 2017

NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL
OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM .


Class 1
Up in Winter, Down in Summer - How to Adjust a Thermostat
Step by Step, with Slide Presentation.

Meets 4 weeks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hrs. beginning at 7:00 PM..

Class 2
Which Takes More Energy - Putting the Toilet Seat Down, or Bitching About It for 3 Hours?
Round Table Discussion.

Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours.

Class 3
Is It Possible To Drive Past a Wal-Mart Without Stopping?--Group Debate.
Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours.

Class 4
Fundamental Differences Between a Purse and a Suitcase--Pictures and Explanatory Graphics.
Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks.

Class 5
Curling Irons--Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Bathroom Cabinet?
Examples on Video.

Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning
At 7:00 PM


Class 6
How to Ask Questions During Commercials and Be Quiet During the Program
Help Line Support and Support Groups.

Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00 PM

Class 7
Can a Bath Be Taken Without 14 Different Kinds of Soaps and Shampoos?
Open Forum
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Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours.


Class 8
Health Watch--They Make Medicine for PMS - USE IT!
Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.

Class 9
I Was Wrong and He Was Right!--Real Life Testimonials.
Tuesdays at 6:00 PM Location to be determined.

Class 10
How to Parallel Park In Less Than 20 Minutes Without an Insurance Claim.
Driving Simulations.

4 weeks, Saturday's noon, 2 hours.

Class 11

Learning to Live--How to Apply Brakes Without Throwing Passengers Through the Windshield.
Tuesdays at 7:00 PM, location to be determined


Class 12
How to Shop by Yourself.
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.


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ROFL!

I'd forward this to my sister, but she'd kill me.
 

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I’m going to have to print this one out, these are great. Class 11 is no joke.
 

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CLASS 11 I love. I have to tell my wife all the time that brakes are not on/off switches. You need to gradually slow down not just drop the hammer.
 

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I've been married for 18 years, and I can tell you with complete certainty...not one item in that list of classes can be taught successfully.
LOL Jeff! Truly a solid and challenging curriculum. Only the strongest and most determined teachers need apply. :cool:
 

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My wife can drive past a Wal-Mart just fine. Now Target on the other hand “ I need to stop there”.
 

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Class #6 is just a primer for the second class in the series "How to respond to a question appropriately instead of answering it with 3 questions of your own."

I have six sisters, and every single one of them, when asked a question, responds with questions instead of answers. For example:

Me: What are you guys doing the weekend of the 24th?

Sister A: Why, what are you doing? Are you thinking of coming into town? Are you bringing the kids? When will you guys arrive? Do you have flights booked yet? Have you told Mom you're coming?
 

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