Ex Wives

[CompOrange04GT]

My first marriage was my Forrest Gump marriage. She was a whore and I was retarded. About the best thing about it was her being a squirted.

EVs are for people that prefer flesh lights over vagene.

When we got together. I could make her squirt on command. Sex was ****ing intense.

Now? 2 years later?

She lays in bed.. she will push her butt against me. Then lay there


Edit. Which is once every few months

 

[03cobra#694]

I was sooooooooooo dumb marrying my first wife. Literally ****ing lost my mind. The weeks leading up to the wedding I almost called it off, but didn't because I thought it would have been embarrassing.... PSYCH. Should've called it off.

Mad muff back then?

 

[BOOGIE MAN]

I met my dad when I was 14

Put him through a wall at 15. Hated him for years.

Then realized who my mom was as I got older. And why he left…

Weird … over 20 years later. We still don’t talk. Oh well..

I know you've got some shit going on a little "closer to home" than this right in front of your face, but, might be something to revisit later on, once you get your immediate house in order?

 

[BOOGIE MAN]

My first marriage was my Forrest Gump marriage. She was a whore and I was retarded. About the best thing about it was her being a squirted.

EVs are for people that prefer flesh lights over vagene.

There are women that aren't squirters?

 

[Blkkbgt]

Imagine being that young and only seeing your mother during the summer months and every other Christmas.

I dont have to imagine because that's exactly how I grew up.

My mom was given a choice, join the military or spend some serious time behind bars. So I ended up with my dad.

Growing up with my dad was by no means easy and I dealt with a lot of terrible shit.

Doubt I'd be as successful as I am without it though. Double edge sword for sure.

 

[CompOrange04GT]

There are women that aren't squirters?

Yes.

Wives

lol

 

[Relaxed Chaos]

I mean…. I’d say I’ve made worse decisions.

But I haven’t

Oh Jesus, help this guy.

 

[CompOrange04GT]

Oh Jesus, help this guy.

I think you misread what I wrote

I HAVENT made worse decisions than marriage lol

 

[Blown 89]

I think you misread what I wrote

I HAVENT made worse decisions than marriage lol

It's not possible to make a worse decision than marriage.

 

[supercharged91m]

It's not possible to make a worse decision than marriage.

Years back someone at work was like there all dreams killers man!!

 

[rborden]

Threads like this make me glad I'm a bachelor.

 

[ZYBORG]

You dumb bastages are getting PISSED ON!

 

[TAF]

I felt you sad sacks in here might enjoy this...

 

[lOOKnGO]

That's funny! My wife doesn't like me to buy flowers or Hallmark cards either. I'm better off getting her an herb or vegetable plant.

 

[svtfocus2cobra]

You dumb bastages are getting PISSED ON!

Seriously though, all you guys with teenage sons should make them read this thread before they start dating haha.

 

[03Sssnake]

 

[CompOrange04GT]

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Seriously though, all you guys with teenage sons should make them read this thread before they start dating haha.

Her son yesterday first day ever at his first job

Me: I’m proud of you dude
Him: thanks so much man. It was awesome

Her: I’m proud of you
Him: oh



I’m like jeeeesus Christ the fact that the kids are legit changing due to her

 

[03Sssnake]

 

[kirks5oh]

Yes.

Wives

lol

Crazy in the bed, crazy in the head


You’re making the right move. Get out now and don’t look back. It’s gonna get a little worse before it gets better (maybe not), but whatever you do, don’t lose your cool. Be prepared for her to go after anything you care for (car, personal items, etc) and wreck them to make you mad or make you react.


There’s almost no such thing as an amicable divorce. When you back a wild animal into a corner, it rarely runs away—it usually lunges out at you like a rabid wolverine and tries to gouge your eyes out

 

[Bdubbs]

It's not possible to make a worse decision than marriage.

I don't know.... paying child support for 18+ years sounds pretty bad to me.

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