Don't ever steal potatoes - NSFW?

[WireEater]

This thread also reminded me of my old signature from back in the day..

 

[Slow99x]

HELP ME JESUS!!!!
HELP ME ALAH!!!
HELP ME JEWISH GUY!!!
HELP ME OPRAH!!!
HELP ME TOM CRUISE!!!
I'M ON FIRE!!!

Sorry, I was watching Talladega Nights when I clicked on this

 

[SVT4ME]

brutal!