Do you poop?

[Screw-Rice]

Just had to use my axe on a mud monkey after protein shake, bison burger, and sausage.

 

[earico]

F that! Paint their toilet like an inner city bridge, in a display of dominance.

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!

 

[72MachOne99GT]

For cutting up turds so they flush.

https://www.svtperformance.com/index.php?threads/1168915/

Thanks, many tears have been shed.

Our family used to laugh at my younger brother for leaving “ledgers”.


We had a smaller toilet without great water pressure, so when my brother bore these squishy cow pie-like clumps on the inside of the bowl, but out of the water, we appropriately named them “ledgers”.

Could’ve used a poop-spatula.

 

[72MachOne99GT]

Just had to use my axe on a mud monkey after protein shake, bison burger, and sausage.

That sounds racist as ****, mixed with a pinch of the “Ban Assault Axes” thread.

 

[mariusvt]

The best poops are the ones on the clock at work.

 

[Screw-Rice]

That sounds racist as ****, mixed with a pinch of the “Ban Assault Axes” thread.

A poop knife is no match, so they can pry my assault poo axe out of my cold dead hands.


Any snowflake that is offended, is more than welcome to come handle the slaying. Better be careful, their lack of protein, gluten, and whiskey, is going to leave them defenseless against a mud monkey or fudge dragon. Death will be immediate if it's after sushi and they have to face the Shatken

 

[AustinSN]

Once a day usually.

I like this thread lol. It's not my favorite but a solid #2.

 

[tones_RS3]

Usually twice a day for me.
Every morning and almost every single day after work.

 

[72MachOne99GT]

Once a day usually.

I like this thread lol. It's not my favorite but a solid #2.

 

[Double"O"]

If I go 48hrs without a nice shit I'm hurting...I'm usually every morning and evening kind of guy lol

 

[SVTdreamin04]

Do you guys know how it looks getting a notification like this on your phone while you're at work and a co worker sees this? Lol


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[PaxtonShelby]

This thread is so very full of....





WIN!

 

[Smooth]

F that! Paint their toilet like an inner city bridge, in a display of dominance.

I've destroyed many a bowl that are not mine. It's a matter of pride. Alpha's can relate.

A poop knife is no match, so they can pry my assault poo axe out of my cold dead hands.


Any snowflake that is offended, is more than welcome to come handle the slaying. Better be careful, their lack of protein, gluten, and whiskey, is going to leave them defenseless against a mud monkey or fudge dragon. Death will be immediate if it's after sushi and they have to face the Shatken

This man knows his shit.

 

[tones_RS3]

F that! Paint their toilet like an inner city bridge, in a display of dominance.

HA HAAAAAAAA

 

[tracycali]

Once or twice daily for me.

I know a girl who might only crap once a week...and I find that very odd.

Since we are talking about poop...
I was complaining about a case of mud butt to the wife and the next week she came home from grocery shopping with Dude Wipes. Basically they are like high strength baby wipes for dudes. When I make a mess of myself...wipe as normal with paper...then grab a Dude Wipe and scrub it clean. Then one more wipe with paper to dry the crack and I’m good to go. No need to jump right in the shower for damage control.

If you have a hairy ass...I highly recommend Dude Wipes for these special occasions.

LOL. Same thing happened to me couple weeks ago! She came home with the dude wipes and said “because you’d never buy them for yourself”. Guess she’s tired of doing the laundry where my shorts look like I hit a deer in them.


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[jeffh81]

So why are you so interested in our bowel movements?

 

[DMassey]

3 times a day is probably my average, but it's fairly common for me to hit a magical 4th trip.

... this thread actually makes me feel like I gotta go right now...

 

[98 svt]

3 poops already today, and it's only 9am

 

[Revvv]

These people should advertise here. Hahaha ha

Poo-Pourri, Before You Go Toilet Spray – Poo~Pourri

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[DMassey]

Twice a day at work. The best part of the day. You get your SVTP fix and get paid for it.


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The best poops are the ones on the clock at work.