Multiple times a day, but I have 20 feet less intestines than the normal person due to a colostomy and a reversal.
Do you poop?
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Depends how my Diverticulitis is holding up...
On a side note anyone know how a blind man tells when he is fully wiped clean? By smell? By feel? Does he do a set number and hope he is good? Seeing eye dog? Serious question.
On a side note anyone know how a blind man tells when he is fully wiped clean? By smell? By feel? Does he do a set number and hope he is good? Seeing eye dog? Serious question.
I always had a similar question.
How do blind people use the ATM? Yes, there is brail on all the buttons, but each button only has a few bumps on it, but yet has several different functions.
Three solid efforts before 10 AM and then only 1 or 2 for the entire rest of the day. So, about average, I guess. A guy back in high school once said that he schedules a crap every Wednesday at 8 AM, whether he needed it or not. No other time.
They say that poop frequency is just a function of how much guilt a person feels. Guilty people poop less often was the conclusion if I remember correctly. No particular health indications.
The things you want to monitor were color, consistency, shape and, most important of all, whether it floats or not. Google it. This is important shit. Oprah did a whole show on it and it just might save your life. At the least, read "11 Icky But Interesting Facts About Poop".
Or just poop and wipe whenever and however. That works, too.
They say that poop frequency is just a function of how much guilt a person feels. Guilty people poop less often was the conclusion if I remember correctly. No particular health indications.
The things you want to monitor were color, consistency, shape and, most important of all, whether it floats or not. Google it. This is important shit. Oprah did a whole show on it and it just might save your life. At the least, read "11 Icky But Interesting Facts About Poop".
Or just poop and wipe whenever and however. That works, too.
Sounds like some of you may need the Poop Tracker app.
https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.appstronautstudios.pooplog
https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.appstronautstudios.pooplog
So you're saying the blind guy wipes, gets it everywhere and then transfers it to the ATM keys?
Thanks for that visual. No more ATMS.
I always offer to help blind people at the ATM...they're really good tippers.
I used to read porn to the blind since none is available with braille.
Did you make any books on tape? You know...like for road trips.
The Hub actually has Descriptive Porn where someone talks over what they are doing for the sight impaired... I think they got someone from NPR to narrate it though. So I have heard....
No. Too dangerous. People would have been forced to operate two sticks in their car. Unless they were on the highway, of course.
How they float? That's a new one to me, and irrelevant. Can't float a cruise ship in a puddle.
Floaters would be evidence of too much fat in your diet; or I think that is what it is.
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Fat or not, I usually drop a small puppy, that ain't gonna float. Miracle if it could tread water.
Yes, that is what it means. Mine are all over the place. Some float some some sink and some do both.
Damn I just pushed out a phone pole. I’m actually tired from it. Quick beer and then bedtime...
Did you need an epidural?
Cruise ship.....small puppy......phone pole.....
God you guys are funny sometimes! Gonna have to report to the wife again since she loved the poop knife saga so much.
God you guys are funny sometimes! Gonna have to report to the wife again since she loved the poop knife saga so much.
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