“Bridge to Turdibithia” has me rolling!
Usually once or twice a day, but I have digestive issues (gastroparesis among other things) so when things get out of whack it can be as many as 6. Those are not fun days.
At least twice a day. When bulking and calories get high it can go up to five or six times a day. It’s miserable
I always lay a bunch of TP in tge bottom of a porta-crapper, especially if someone elses poop is down there and I can see it. Poop ought not mix, and what if the poop is soft and shot up like water?
Next, I pooped at my old job once and a single massive turd turned sideways, bridged the bowl, and lodged itself. Even after flushing, the “Bridge to Turdabithia” remained. I had my manager go look and he had another coworker go break it with his pee stream.
Bowl stripes are hilarious.
Between the poop knife thread and this thread, I have lost all hope in human civilization.
I’m going to need a link to poop knife thread.
Is it for cutting turds that have exited? Or for a clean “shave” along the anus?
That's obviously a custom designed portashitter for the Marine Corps.
*slaps roof of shitter* You can ****in fit 10 ****in Marines in this ****in thing... good to go?
Between the poop knife thread and this thread, I have lost all hope in human civilization.
5 or 6 times a day? You need to go and see a physician.
You obviously missed the poop knife thread. A pee stream may work, but for tough jobs you need a knife!
F that! Paint their toilet like an inner city bridge, in a display of dominance.I always lay down a landing strip of TP. Especially helpful when you are visiting someone's house and don't want to leave a burnout in their toilet LMAO.