Depends, I can poop 4 times in one day or not poop for 4 days. Sometimes I think I should take something.
Do you poop?
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usually 3 times...morning, afternoon and evening dumps.
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I'm surprised that everybody doesn't know to drop some TP in before dropping yer load. Of course, I'm sure there's some that enjoy splash-back.
Here's another pro tip for ya: Flush before you go to pre-wet the sides of the bowl and yer chances of leaving a skid mark above the water level are greatly reduced.
Yer welcome.
Thread needs a poll. And a knife. Lol
Edited to add I poop multiple times daily, but I also had a section of my intestine removed in 2017 and may not be a good benchmark.
wake up poop
lunchtime/afternoon snack poop
before bed poop
if i have the runs then its anytime i don't want to ruin my trousers.
lunchtime/afternoon snack poop
before bed poop
if i have the runs then its anytime i don't want to ruin my trousers.
You sir are doing it the wrong way. This was actually a heated debate in my auto shop class in high school. The correct way is grab a handful of TP and turn around and wipe starting from the bottom and working your way up. Another other way then you are a psychopath.
I keep a poop axe next to throne for slaying mud dragons.
Usually by 10 am and around 7pm. Sometimes, the 10 am doesnt show up and its all about the 7pm. Sometimes 10 am is the star and the next one doesnt hit till 10 the next day.
They must eat a shit ton of garbage all day. I can't believe people go that much!
Seriously, at some point it's actually unhealthy
When threads like this arrive, we need spring/driving season to hurry up & get here.
I take a dump once a day around the middle of the day. That's it. If my diet is really light and healthy and I'm active sometimes I'll go a day or two without one to no ill effects. For the most part pooping is a non-event for me. I don't get how people live lives so unhealthy that they're constantly constipated, have diarrhea, or go the bathroom so frequently it's considered a second residence.
I always lay down a landing strip of TP. Especially helpful when you are visiting someone's house and don't want to leave a burnout in their toilet LMAO.
This. So much this. Americans have disgusting bathroom habits. At the very least I wipe with a baby wipe. Best case scenario I wash. The weather here breeds swamp ass....it's a distinctive smell and you can smell it on a lot of people by just standing next to them. America needs to get on board the bidet train.
At least twice a day. When bulking and calories get high it can go up to five or six times a day. It’s miserable
I always lay a bunch of TP in tge bottom of a porta-crapper, especially if someone elses poop is down there and I can see it. Poop ought not mix, and what if the poop is soft and shot up like water?
Next, I pooped at my old job once and a single massive turd turned sideways, bridged the bowl, and lodged itself. Even after flushing, the “Bridge to Turdabithia” remained. I had my manager go look and he had another coworker go break it with his pee stream.
Bowl stripes are hilarious.
Next, I pooped at my old job once and a single massive turd turned sideways, bridged the bowl, and lodged itself. Even after flushing, the “Bridge to Turdabithia” remained. I had my manager go look and he had another coworker go break it with his pee stream.
Bowl stripes are hilarious.
Once or twice a day for me. I try to avoid it at work especially since the only bathroom here is a portashitter unfortunately. And when you wipe, you go front to back but you do at least one back to front because if you think about it you are going to be wiping shit in one direction which will inevitably leave some remaining where you leave off with the single directional wipe. So wipe once the opposite direction to clean up the remainder and wipe until fully clean.
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