Do you poop?

[PaxtonShelby]

“Bridge to Turdibithia” has me rolling!

 

[03Sssnake]

 

[SVTdreamin04]

Twice a day at work. The best part of the day. You get your SVTP fix and get paid for it.


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[Sinister04L]

Usually once or twice a day, but I have digestive issues (gastroparesis among other things) so when things get out of whack it can be as many as 6. Those are not fun days.

 

[98 svt]

Usually once or twice a day, but I have digestive issues (gastroparesis among other things) so when things get out of whack it can be as many as 6. Those are not fun days.

Sounds like me. I've had some very poor battles with gastritis.

 

[98 svt]

I must say, I've picked up some good tips in this thread.

 

[BlckBox04]

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lmfao, like what? Did Transma'am ask for this thing?

 

[jpro]

At least twice a day. When bulking and calories get high it can go up to five or six times a day. It’s miserable

5 or 6 times a day? You need to go and see a physician.

I always lay a bunch of TP in tge bottom of a porta-crapper, especially if someone elses poop is down there and I can see it. Poop ought not mix, and what if the poop is soft and shot up like water?

Next, I pooped at my old job once and a single massive turd turned sideways, bridged the bowl, and lodged itself. Even after flushing, the “Bridge to Turdabithia” remained. I had my manager go look and he had another coworker go break it with his pee stream.

Bowl stripes are hilarious.

You obviously missed the poop knife thread. A pee stream may work, but for tough jobs you need a knife!

 

[jpro]

Between the poop knife thread and this thread, I have lost all hope in human civilization.

 

[98 svt]

Between the poop knife thread and this thread, I have lost all hope in human civilization.

Bah

We adapt and overcome.

 

[lOOKnGO]

I'm right now! Only time I can check into SVTP! Latter!

 

[72MachOne99GT]

I’m going to need a link to poop knife thread.

Is it for cutting turds that have exited? Or for a clean “shave” along the anus?

 

[98 svt]

I’m going to need a link to poop knife thread.

Is it for cutting turds that have exited? Or for a clean “shave” along the anus?

For cutting up turds so they flush.

https://www.svtperformance.com/index.php?threads/1168915/

 

[ViciousJay]

I crap about 4 times a day.

 

[svtfocus2cobra]

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That's obviously a custom designed portashitter for the Marine Corps.

*slaps roof of shitter* You can ****in fit 10 ****in Marines in this ****in thing... good to go?

 

[_Snake_]

That's obviously a custom designed portashitter for the Marine Corps.

*slaps roof of shitter* You can ****in fit 10 ****in Marines in this ****in thing... good to go?

How many Marines can you fit in there?

One more. (that’s always the answer lol)

 

[BlckBox04]

Between the poop knife thread and this thread, I have lost all hope in human civilization.

You've clearly missed a ton of threads on this site...

 

[jeffh81]

Once every couple days usually depending on work schedule. Once Im in there i can take a while.

One Wipe Charlies from Dollar shave club are great. Usually just use general baby wipes so no skid marks in my drawers.

 

[My94GT]

5 or 6 times a day? You need to go and see a physician.



You obviously missed the poop knife thread. A pee stream may work, but for tough jobs you need a knife!

That’s only when eating like 5k+ cals a day. It’s literally a shit show lol.

Normal eating and life is twice a day. More then that and rip anus lol

 

[Screw-Rice]

I always lay down a landing strip of TP. Especially helpful when you are visiting someone's house and don't want to leave a burnout in their toilet LMAO.

F that! Paint their toilet like an inner city bridge, in a display of dominance.