If you detail your car more often than you change your undies...
...your girlfriend bitches about you liking your car more than her.
You know you own an 03-04 Cobra when you decide that a 3 degree rise in cabin temps is worth 40 degree intercooler water.
You own an '03/'04 Cobra if....
You just had "thee" most shitty, horrible, f*cked up day at work you can possibly imagine, but as soon as you get in your car, you can't even remember why your day was so horrible, you instantly get the biggest smile on your face, and when you get on the freeway and go WOT, it makes it seem like your shitty day never even happened
... If you have a secret credit card your wife dosnt know about, to buy new mods you dont really need but cant seem to resist.
.... when you change cd's everytime you hit 3rd.
bingoyou watch the weather reports so you know when you can drive it again.
If you detail your car more often than you change your undies...
-You get a notice from your landlord for "loud racing car noises at night" when you're just pulling into your garage at idle.
-You can't drive through a parking garage without all the car alarms going off
.. you are tired of people asking where the grill is.