Why ZL1's should fear the night!

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It had been a busy evening in suburban Chicago. I had spent a better part of the day washing my 2011 GT Mustang and lovingly applying three coats of Meguire’s TechWax to the cars deep ebony finish. Under the florescent lighting, the car sparkled like a black diamond and I was satisfied with the fruits of my labor.

With the exterior detailed, the time had come to address the heart of the beast that resided under the hood. After reaching into the car and gently pulling the release lever, I returned to the front of the car, slid the safety latch to the left and slowly raised the hood. As the angle of the hood changed, light struck the polished supercharger sitting proudly on top of the 5.0 liter engine tucked neatly into the engine bay. If looking closely, a skilled eye would notice the factory headers on the car and the upgraded air intake setup designed flowered the KenneBell blower. Other than the slightly lowered stance and wider tires, there was nothing to hint that this car was nothing more than what Ford had provided straight from the factory.

Having spent so much time detailing the car, the last thing I thought I would do is take the car out or a quick cruise down the road, but as anyone who owns a Mustang knows, when the urge hits to drive the car, you do it. Of course, I had no agenda or particular reason to go out other than to enjoy all of the hard work I had put into the car during the two years that I had owned it.

Opening the door and settling into the drivers seat, I reached up and pushed the small rectangular button on the visor and heard the sound of the metal rollers and coiling springs of the garage door. I turned the key in the ignition and the three inch Magnaflow exhaust system bellowed loudly and served notice to my neighbors. Grabbing the brushed aluminum shifter ball, I put the car ino reverse, eased out on the clutch and rolled gently down the driveway.

Like so many times before, just driving down the street produced interest from many other makes and models of vehicles. In some cases, this interest was expressed in quick revs from cars in the adjacent lane or, on occasion an outright challenge to race from some pitiful individual looking to prove something or showing off for their friends. Now, I usually ignore these types, but on this particular night, something interesting happened. After several failed attempts by other cars to goad me into racing them, I glanced into my rearview mirror and saw something that I had hoped to see at some point in the future, but that I did not expect to see so soon after hitting showroom floors.

Under the glow of the streetlights, I made out the distinct hood adorning the car coming up quickly behind me. With its pillbox windshield opening, misshapen roofl and so-late-90's headlight halos, there was no mistaking GM's overhyped pony car, the ZL1 Camaro.

In factory form, the ZL1 is an impressive piece of machinery, but like so many other cars that have come before, the buyers of such cars get caught up in all the press and message forum talk that they truly believe that their choice of car is going to be superior to anything else they might see on the road. As the red Camaro rolled up next to me, I could tell by the look on the face of the 40-something driver that he had definitely been drinking the GM Koolaid.

Gearing down, you could barely hear its truck-like exhaust note over the road noise generated by the huge tires supporting the two-ton chassis. Had i not already known what i was next to, the gaudy ZL1 badge on the side of the hood cemented that this was, indeed, the king Camaro!

Preparing for what was sure to come next, I geared down and brought my engine RPM's to the sweet spot in the powerband. One, two, three honks and we were off! To my surprise, my car squatted on the Eibach springs and jumped out in front of the Detroit Dreadnaught. Shifting into second gear, I continued to pull ahead! Where was this self-anointed king of the streets? Shifting into third, it was obvious the other car was not gaining any ground, so I took pity on this poor middle-aged soul and pushed in my clutch and shifted into neutral. As expected, the Camaro passed by still at full throttle and the distinctive whine of the supercharged LS V8 could be heard as he disappeared into the darkness ahead.

Satisfied, I turned and headed for home. Sally had done well and it brought a smile to my face knowing that I had easily dispatched what should have been a formidible challenge, but whose hefty weight and over-confident driver had been its downfall. Pulling into the driveway, I eased my car back into its familiar resting place in the garage. As I walked toward the steps leading into the house, I placed my hand on Sally's hood and patted her gently before turning of the lights and heading to bed. As I laid there in bed, I could not help but think of how that poor man in his expensive toy must be tossing and turning in his own bed wondering how a lowly Mustang could have beaten his trophy car. How long would it be before he challenged anyone in it again.
 
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lol a drama of a story for sure....but shouldn't this be in the road kill section?
 

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What a great story!!! so....did this happen or is this a hypothetical? if so, you know hes over on the forums lying about how he smoked you....:lol1:


Like I said, great read! :beer:

EDIT: I just saw what you did (flipping the denial5 thread).....Bravo!
 
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Not my story. I just took something written on another site and put a slightly different perspective on it all in the name of fun.
 

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I can't wait to show one who is "king of the road." :burnout:
 
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It had been a busy evening in suburban Chicago. I had spent a better part of the day washing my 2011 GT Mustang and lovingly applying three coats of Meguire’s TechWax to the cars deep ebony finish. Under the florescent lighting, the car sparkled like a black diamond and I was satisfied with the fruits of my labor.

With the exterior detailed, the time had come to address the heart of the beast that resided under the hood. After reaching into the car and gently pulling the release lever, I returned to the front of the car, slid the safety latch to the left and slowly raised the hood. As the angle of the hood changed, light struck the polished supercharger sitting proudly on top of the 5.0 liter engine tucked neatly into the engine bay. If looking closely, a skilled eye would notice the factory headers on the car and the upgraded air intake setup designed flowered the KenneBell blower. Other than the slightly lowered stance and wider tires, there was nothing to hint that this car was nothing more than what Ford had provided straight from the factory.

Having spent so much time detailing the car, the last thing I thought I would do is take the car out or a quick cruise down the road, but as anyone who owns a Mustang knows, when the urge hits to drive the car, you do it. Of course, I had no agenda or particular reason to go out other than to enjoy all of the hard work I had put into the car during the two years that I had owned it.

Opening the door and settling into the drivers seat, I reached up and pushed the small rectangular button on the visor and heard the sound of the metal rollers and coiling springs of the garage door. I turned the key in the ignition and the three inch Magnaflow exhaust system bellowed loudly and served notice to my neighbors. Grabbing the brushed aluminum shifter ball, I put the car ino reverse, eased out on the clutch and rolled gently down the driveway.

Like so many times before, just driving down the street produced interest from many other makes and models of vehicles. In some cases, this interest was expressed in quick revs from cars in the adjacent lane or, on occasion an outright challenge to race from some pitiful individual looking to prove something or showing off for their friends. Now, I usually ignore these types, but on this particular night, something interesting happened. After several failed attempts by other cars to goad me into racing them, I glanced into my rearview mirror and saw something that I had hoped to see at some point in the future, but that I did not expect to see so soon after hitting showroom floors.

Under the glow of the streetlights, I made out the distinct hood adorning the car coming up quickly behind me. With its pillbox windshield opening, misshapen roofl and so-late-90's headlight halos, there was no mistaking GM's overhyped pony car, the ZL1 Camaro.

In factory form, the ZL1 is an impressive piece of machinery, but like so many other cars that have come before, the buyers of such cars get caught up in all the press and message forum talk that they truly believe that their choice of car is going to be superior to anything else they might see on the road. As the red Camaro rolled up next to me, I could tell by the look on the face of the 40-something driver that he had definitely been drinking the GM Koolaid.

Gearing down, you could barely hear its truck-like exhaust note over the road noise generated by the huge tires supporting the two-ton chassis. Had i not already known what i was next to, the gaudy ZL1 badge on the side of the hood cemented that this was, indeed, the king Camaro!

Preparing for what was sure to come next, I geared down and brought my engine RPM's to the sweet spot in the powerband. One, two, three honks and we were off! To my surprise, my car squatted on the Eibach springs and jumped out in front of the Detroit Dreadnaught. Shifting into second gear, I continued to pull ahead! Where was this self-anointed king of the streets? Shifting into third, it was obvious the other car was not gaining any ground, so I took pity on this poor middle-aged soul and pushed in my clutch and shifted into neutral. As expected, the Camaro passed by still at full throttle and the distinctive whine of the supercharged LS V8 could be heard as he disappeared into the darkness ahead.

Satisfied, I turned and headed for home. Sally had done well and it brought a smile to my face knowing that I had easily dispatched what should have been a formidible challenge, but whose hefty weight and over-confident driver had been its downfall. Pulling into the driveway, I eased my car back into its familiar resting place in the garage. As I walked toward the steps leading into the house, I placed my hand on Sally's hood and patted her gently before turning of the lights and heading to bed. As I laid there in bed, I could not help but think of how that poor man in his expensive toy must be tossing and turning in his own bed wondering how a lowly Mustang could have beaten his trophy car. How long would it be before he challenged anyone in it again.
"Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery". Nicely written, perhaps we will meet on a strip one day. Take care and drive safely. OldJedi
 
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"Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery". Nicely written, perhaps we will meet on a strip one day. Take care and drive safely. OldJedi
Thanks, but it was your post that was the inspiration. I figured this site would enjoy a little bit of fiction as much as another.

As for seeing me at he strip, one can hope, but I doubt you would like the outcome. Besides, why would you ever take a car designed for the track to a dragstrip anyway?
 

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Thanks, but it was your post that was the inspiration. I figured this site would enjoy a little bit of fiction as much as another.

As for seeing me at he strip, one can hope, but I doubt you would like the outcome. Besides, why would you ever take a car designed for the track to a dragstrip anyway?

I would like to find out what she can do in stock form. I do have to give Ford credit for building a 650+HP vehicle and avoiding the gas guzzler tax. I am sure that numerous magazines and others will test our two cars on many strips and tracks. It is this rivalry that is fought on the street and the boardrooms in Detroit. The end result are cars that could not even be imagined 10 years ago. Both makes are loved by their owners and most owners have a mutual respect for each others cars. I look forward to seeing both cars being tested.
 

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I would like to find out what she can do in stock form. I do have to give Ford credit for building a 650+HP vehicle and avoiding the gas guzzler tax. I am sure that numerous magazines and others will test our two cars on many strips and tracks. It is this rivalry that is fought on the street and the boardrooms in Detroit. The end result are cars that could not even be imagined 10 years ago. Both makes are loved by their owners and most owners have a mutual respect for each others cars. I look forward to seeing both cars being tested.

OldJedi, welcomed to SVT you are. (Said in my Yoda voice) :coolman:

I'd have to agree, if you said 10 years ago, stock cars would have this kind of hp, I think I would have just laughed and asked you what you were smoking.

Did you join here just because you saw your story modifed and posted over here?
 

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I would like to find out what she can do in stock form. I do have to give Ford credit for building a 650+HP vehicle and avoiding the gas guzzler tax. I am sure that numerous magazines and others will test our two cars on many strips and tracks. It is this rivalry that is fought on the street and the boardrooms in Detroit. The end result are cars that could not even be imagined 10 years ago. Both makes are loved by their owners and most owners have a mutual respect for each others cars. I look forward to seeing both cars being tested.

Welcome to SVT! First off let me say when I read the story, I said "man that was well written, and not much koolaid contaminating it" :lol1:

seriously, this rivalry is fun and most of us here enjoy it. We dont always see eye to eye with some of your comrades over on the other forum (some are severly biased and misguided sorry to say). Anyway I also want to congratulate you for being able to enjoy your retirement and fruits of your labor with the car of your dreams. We are part of the same brotherhood. I also work in the city next to where you live, so I wouldnt mind inspecting your car sometime...:beer:
 

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OldJedi, welcomed to SVT you are. (Said in my Yoda voice) :coolman:

I'd have to agree, if you said 10 years ago, stock cars would have this kind of hp, I think I would have just laughed and asked you what you were smoking.

Did you join here just because you saw your story modifed and posted over here?

I will be honest with you, yes I did. I was curious to read the story written in response to mine and naturally had to reply. Thanks for the welcome.
 

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Welcome to SVT! First off let me say when I read the story, I said "man that was well written, and not much koolaid contaminating it" :lol1:

seriously, this rivalry is fun and most of us here enjoy it. We dont always see eye to eye with some of your comrades over on the other forum (some are severly biased and misguided sorry to say). Anyway I also want to congratulate you for being able to enjoy your retirement and fruits of your labor with the car of your dreams. We are part of the same brotherhood. I also work in the city next to where you live, so I wouldnt mind inspecting your car sometime...:beer:

Thanks for the welcome and the nice words! Hopefully the Mustang vs Camaro rivalry will continue long after I have gone to hyperspace. I go to the Tower Shops about once a month, do you ever go by there on Friday nights?
 

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