I was about to laugh at this but realized that two of my closest friends in this world I met on the Corral with just such a response.
The first was a guy on the Corral that posted asking what there was to do in Phoenix, I replied with something stupid like "Video games on my sofa". Imagine my surprise when this stranger actually showed up. 15 years later and we talk on the phone almost every day and he was one of my groomsmen (I didn't have a best man) at my wedding.
The second was my friend Rich. He asked if there were any car shows in Phoenix while he visited his brother, I replied that I'd show him around the Pavillions car show. Him and his brother showed up, and a few years later he moved to Phoenix and we've been close ever since.
Moral of the story. Go with the spare room option.
what the actual **** is going on here.