Thursday Joke
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Husband is spot on.
That was a good one! Thankfully my wife has never suggested we go to a Walmart. Life is too short for that.
My wife gave me a hard time for getting up in the morning and adding a shot of Coffee mooshine and a shot of Kahlua to my Starbucks. I said it's not like it's alcohol...it's just creamer. She said a kid can't buy it it's alcohol....women.
What's wrong with Wal-Mart? 
I shop at Jegs, Summit, Speedway and various Mustang shops for myself, but I get all my families gifts for birthdays, Christmas and anniversaries from Wal-Mart. ROFLMAO!!!
I shop at Jegs, Summit, Speedway and various Mustang shops for myself, but I get all my families gifts for birthdays, Christmas and anniversaries from Wal-Mart. ROFLMAO!!!
Have not been to a Wally World in maybe a decade. I stay away from it and the people that typically shop there. "People of Walmart" exists for a reason.
Bingo, Amazon is your friend. My wife buys all the Christmas gifts, and mainly online anymore.
I live in the north-western corner of AL. A good friend rented a summer cabin about an hour away near Savannah, TN so he could fish the TN River on weekends. Mid-summer he calls me and asks "Have you been to the Walmart in Savannah?"
Told him we had on a rare occasion.
His reply was "you owe it to yourself to go on a Fri evening. Preferably the first Friday of the month. Get a good parking spot, a bag of popcorn and just watch the show!!"
Have not yet been able to make myself go
Told him we had on a rare occasion.
His reply was "you owe it to yourself to go on a Fri evening. Preferably the first Friday of the month. Get a good parking spot, a bag of popcorn and just watch the show!!"
Have not yet been able to make myself go
Packs of Ramen Noodles don't count.
Lol, I can't remember the last time I ate that crap. Damn I'm old.
I just checked my buying history from Amazon over the last 5 years. Works out to once a month I buy from them. I try to buy local, small business, not big box store if I can.
Damn, you guys got me beat. LOL. I think in 2021, when I was building my 65, I had 49 orders. Still nothing in comparison to some of you folks.
BTW, when I do go to Wally World I go like at 8 in the morning. Hardly anyone ever there at that time.
BTW, when I do go to Wally World I go like at 8 in the morning. Hardly anyone ever there at that time.
Most of our orders is my wife. She buys on a whim. And since shipping is free, she doesn't think twice. It's nothing to have Amazon deliver here 2 or 3 times a day.
I don't mind going to the supermarket once in a great while with her and seeing all the milfs.
Yeah, up here milf stands for mammaries I'd like to forget.
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