Thursday Joke

MDShelby

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You know you're getting old when…..

- When you step off a curb and look down one more time to make sure the street is still there.

- Your idea of weight lifting is standing up.

- It takes longer to rest than it did to get tired.

- Your memory is shorter and your complaining lasts longer.

- You sit in a rocking chair and can't get it going.

- The pharmacist has become your new best friend.
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