Thursday Joke

[MDShelby]

An old cowboy walks into a barbershop for a shave and a haircut.

He tells the barber he can’t get all his whiskers off because his cheeks are wrinkled from age.

The barber gets a little wooden ball from a cup on the shelf and tells the old cowboy to put it inside his cheek to spread out the skin.

When he’s finished, the old cowboy tells the barber that was the cleanest shave he’d had in years, but he wanted to know what would have happened if he had accidentally swallowed that little ball. The barber replied, “Just bring it back in a couple of days like everyone else does.”

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[03cobra#694]

Ewww

 

[CobraBob]

LOL. Had to wonder if that ball was stained.

 

[ShelbyGT5HUN]

All the man wanted was a shave!

 

[CobraBob]

This thread just took me back to when I used to go to a barber when I was in my 20s. He would always finish my haircut off with a shave with a straight razor.

 

[ShelbyGT5HUN]

^yeah I remember those days too. Always made me nervous because you could just sense how SHARP that straight razor was. My guy even used heated shaving cream. Came out of some type of soft ice cream like looking thing.