I remember when I was on Match 8 years ago before meeting my wife, one of the profiles I saw said something like "If you don't make $125k, don't waste my time". LOL.
Please enter for laughs...
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I couldn't even begin to tell you what I've ran into and how many woman would give it up on the first date
Most of them do give it up date one. Had another one of those Friday & she's coming over again tonight.
Reminds me of when I tried to get on eharmony many years ago back when it was still super religious. I answered the questions then it told me there are no matches for me. I guess I should I killed myself that day.
Nawwww dude. Keep on trucking bro.Man, I have really struck some cords & hurt some snowflake feelings with this blog. I posted it on some other forums too & one of them locked the thread before any replies and a couple others ran rampant with calling me a jerk etc. Well if I'm wrong for speaking the truth about these winners then that makes them hypocrites for doing what they are whining at me for.
I'll be back, gotta go be an entrepreneur and stay at home mom like all these women I should date instead of blog about...
You're doing awesome. Calling out people that need to be called out. Love it!
That's called voice to text ****ing me over, sir.
I think you're missing key info in their profiles. Would you seriously want to date these clowns? I guess if a woman who is a "stay at home mom" for her profession or a lady that is living with her ex, etc is your thing then go find their profiles & drop them a line. I am sure they are more than willing to meet you.
Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.
So why bother?
Makes you look as thirsty as them them lol
I hear ya though.. I online date occasionally. Usually on my 4 days off
Because I can't help myself. Someone has to police this, right? LOL I'm too sarcastic to not enjoy the comedy gold. If I can knock some sense into at least 1 person, I've done well. If not, well then at least I've been entertained.
I feel like we would get along well in real life.
lolI feel like we would get along well in real life.
I think so.
Hope you have been keeping up. I just added some more gems. This world is a shit show!
HA HAAAAAAAHope you have been keeping up. I just added some more gems. This world is a shit show!
Gotta go check them out right now. lol
Sounds like I'm not the first one to get the "match guarantee" of 6 more months of the same crazy people.
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F’n hilarious! “No l’m not pregnant”, haha! Are all these women from the Philly suburbs? I would love to see their profile pics to see if I know anyone.
Yes, the gems I post are in the Philly area or surrounding counties along with NJ, DE, MD & NY.
I give you props for redacting faces and names- good on you for that.
I met my wife online, and to this day I still have no idea how I found her. Diamond amongst a sea of kidney stones. That was 6 years ago, before I put on about 30lbs of mostly muscle and grew a beard. So, there I was, this awkward looking gweeb with a decent job, no baggage, and boy was I single-mom bait. I'd get messages like "omg ur like Sheldon Cooper from big bang theory!!" Hah, yeah, thanks, no...
One girl had a total conniption fit when I said I wasn't interested in dating her but I wished her luck (politely, mind you- she and I had talked for about 2-3 days and I realized we were polar opposites). She went off. About a week later I was watching the local news and the news anchor started interviewing a volunteer at some city event- guess who it was? It was awkward watching. In some strange nightmare-turned-reality, the anchor asked if the girl had a significant other who was helping at the event. The girl looked dead at the camera and proceeded to summarize our interaction (only first name was used) and ended with "I'm strong and don't need anyone bringing me down." [Insert Doc Rivers face of bewilderment].
Weird world, man. Weird world.
I met my wife online, and to this day I still have no idea how I found her. Diamond amongst a sea of kidney stones. That was 6 years ago, before I put on about 30lbs of mostly muscle and grew a beard. So, there I was, this awkward looking gweeb with a decent job, no baggage, and boy was I single-mom bait. I'd get messages like "omg ur like Sheldon Cooper from big bang theory!!" Hah, yeah, thanks, no...
One girl had a total conniption fit when I said I wasn't interested in dating her but I wished her luck (politely, mind you- she and I had talked for about 2-3 days and I realized we were polar opposites). She went off. About a week later I was watching the local news and the news anchor started interviewing a volunteer at some city event- guess who it was? It was awkward watching. In some strange nightmare-turned-reality, the anchor asked if the girl had a significant other who was helping at the event. The girl looked dead at the camera and proceeded to summarize our interaction (only first name was used) and ended with "I'm strong and don't need anyone bringing me down." [Insert Doc Rivers face of bewilderment].
Weird world, man. Weird world.
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Shame on me for thinking this thread was going to produce another wall full of Hot Wheels.
I will carve out some time to read the link.... looks promising!
I will carve out some time to read the link.... looks promising!
At this point, I don't know how I have had relationships last years with women I met online. Different landscape today & not for the better.
I met another nut job from POF in real life last night. She drove almost 1.5 hrs to meet me. First 15 minutes or so she is super awkward & clammed up. She loosened up & got flirty then shows me all her tats...including the thigh piece where she pulls down her pants to show me. Then makes a comment about me checking out her ass. I said no, I missed it, pull your pants back down. She did & she has no ass
but she wore some sexy panties. Before we even met she's texting me asking her to promise no sex tonight. Whatever. Then in person she claims she is on the rag. C'mon lady, you don't say that shit beforehand plus wear sexy ass panties if you are on the rag. Long story short, just another **** tease that wants attention.
At this point, I don't know how I have had relationships last years with women I met online. Different landscape today & not for the better.
I met another nut job from POF in real life last night. She drove almost 1.5 hrs to meet me. First 15 minutes or so she is super awkward & clammed up. She loosened up & got flirty then shows me all her tats...including the thigh piece where she pulls down her pants to show me. Then makes a comment about me checking out her ass. I said no, I missed it, pull your pants back down. She did & she has no ass
Holy crap. Lol!
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