"Original Factory Condition" 1987 Buick Grand National with 49 miles, on eBay

[Blk04L]

Whoever buys it will make it sit undriven for even longer.

 

[getTwisted]

Daddy want.

 

[RedVenom48]

Interesting car. But good gods, why waste any car like that. Drive it like its meant to be driven. HARD.

 

[13COBRA]

So according to the dishwasher I can only buy this car if I get a second job.

I suggested I could be a male prostitute and bang other women for a fee and she didn’t say no.

We came upon the agreed fee that I would charge $1000 an hour so if any of you misogynists want to help a brothah out pass this info onto your wives or girlfriends because I’m gonna have to bang 100 women.

Srs.

No hair on your balls whatsoever.

 

[SolarYellow]

Would this be the one shown online where a board is holding up the hood?

These were cool cars in the day but when the clock hits midnight it still is an 80's car complete with faults.

 

[BrunotheBoxer]

No hair on your balls whatsoever.

More like lack of funds but I can pm you some of my ball hair if you want it.

 

[13COBRA]

More like lack of funds but I can pm you some of my ball hair if you want it.

Whatever works for you, boss.

 

[BrunotheBoxer]

Whatever works for you, boss.

Sounds like you’ve got some ball hairs across your ass bro.

 

[BlksvtCobra01]

Do want.

The car not the hair lol.


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[mc01svt]

some multi-millionaire baby boomer will buy this car, have it shipped to his house and have it stored in his garage. That car is nothing more than a plastic bag special museum piece that will never see the road again.

I can think of a lot of better ways to blow $100k.

 

[lOOKnGO]

So according to the dishwasher I can only buy this car if I get a second job.

I suggested I could be a male prostitute and bang other women for a fee and she didn’t say no.

We came upon the agreed fee that I would charge $1000 an hour so if any of you misogynists want to help a brothah out pass this info onto your wives or girlfriends because I’m gonna have to bang 100 women.

Srs.

I booked a bachelorette party for you. I negotiated a $1000 with the bridesmaid for your round the world services. First pic. Bridesmaids second pic bride. Please respond, time is of the essence.

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[BrunotheBoxer]

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Would and in.

Srs. That’s $5k cash money for a few hours work. Just tell them upfront that I won’t eat those anguses.

 

[RedVenom48]

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Signe me up.

 

[Smooth]

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Something something @HISSMAN something something one on the right?

 

[lOOKnGO]

Signe me up.

Great! Sister in law needs serviced too! Requests coming in faster then I can respond. Stay tuned!

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[RedVenom48]

Dibs on the chick in the red Bikini.

 

[Smooth]

I'm out.

 

[GTSpartan]

This must be one of the only American cars from the 80's that's actually went up in value. Even the non-museum pieces bring very strong money.

 

[96 cobra]

I'm the only one who would buy it and drive it like a 'tax the rich 100' video; rally-cross, local burnout contests, etc?

 

[VegasMichael]

I've never understood the appeal of those cars

The thief that stole mine did.