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04owmach

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Some cookies I pressured my wife into making to take in to work...
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Dislike button where are you....if she has tan lines and it's not a heart of some other stupid shape she's not enough of a filthy pig for this old sour sum bitch.I'm looking for a woman ready to be defiled like she never imagined.(sorry that's the 6 glasses of Christmas eggnog with 2 shots captain black label in between each pint of that devils brew taking over my internet persona) ****ing 22 year old brother in law who's Wrangler I have to finish tomorrow AM thought he could drink the old man under....little did he know my back up supply of booger sugar was in reserve in case a family drink off developed. Come prepared young apprentice is the lesson he learned tonight.....after the 5th round of shots he was making the snow multicolored and the Alpha and Omega was crowned once again. Beware young ones, us old boys (relatively 37) bring the heat when necessary and can still have the Wife DD home so I can wrap presents like a real drunk Dad does. Not this hipster beard for no reason, forward beret wearing 2 micro brew beer snob *** shit. I'm talking a stiff drunk for the day before Xmas eve party with friends, Xmas eve with the close in laws (7 drinking adults deep) and Christmas day starting with with a double bloody Mary or even a REAL MAN'S Irish coffee with WHISKEY not baileys like a woman. And then proceed to maintain a solid but controlled buzz at the large in law dinner Christmas Day (about 30 adults deep) I enjoy the holidays like a bauce and enjoy the Hell out of my Holidays watching my kids get the shit we work our asses off for and the corporations get us to buy with a good advertising department focused on the kids minds. I'll re-read in a few hours when more sober to check for spelling errors and thoughts of sound mind.....I know the post police are grammar and spelling Nazis. Rant off!
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Sonic605hp said:
Dislike button where are you....if she has tan lines and it's not a heart of some other stupid shape she's not enough of a filthy pig for this old sour sum bitch.I'm looking for a woman ready to be defiled like she never imagined.(sorry that's the 6 glasses of Christmas eggnog with 2 shots captain black label in between each pint of that devils brew taking over my internet persona) ****ing 22 year old brother in law who's Wrangler I have to finish tomorrow AM thought he could drink the old man under....little did he know my back up supply of booger sugar was in reserve in case a family drink off developed. Come prepared young apprentice is the lesson he learned tonight.....after the 5th round of shots he was making the snow multicolored and the Alpha and Omega was crowned once again. Beware young ones, us old boys (relatively 37) bring the heat when necessary and can still have the Wife DD home so I can wrap presents like a real drunk Dad does. Not this hipster beard for no reason, forward beret wearing 2 micro brew beer snob *** shit. I'm talking a stiff drunk for the day before Xmas eve party with friends, Xmas eve with the close in laws (7 drinking adults deep) and Christmas day starting with with a double bloody Mary or even a REAL MAN'S Irish coffee with WHISKEY not baileys like a woman. And then proceed to maintain a solid but controlled buzz at the large in law dinner Christmas Day (about 30 adults deep) I enjoy the holidays like a bauce and enjoy the Hell out of my Holidays watching my kids get the shit we work our asses off for and the corporations get us to buy with a good advertising department focused on the kids minds. I'll re-read in a few hours when more sober to check for spelling errors and thoughts of sound mind.....I know the post police are grammar and spelling Nazis. Rant off!
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Holy drunken rant! Put down the injected eggnog. LOL!
 

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