Monday Joke!

[ssssnake]

This one's for oldmodman. He always loved lawyer jokes.


Two prisoners are talking about their crimes:

George: "I robbed a bank, and they gave me 20 years"

Herman: "Hmm. I killed a man, and I'm here for 3 days"

George: "*WHAT*??? I rob a bank and get 20 years; you kill a man and get 3 days???"

Herman: "Yeah, it was a lawyer."

 

[CobraBob]

I should have known the punch line to this one. LOL!

 

[MDShelby]

And a good punch line it is!! Lol!!

 

[03cobra#694]

Perfect