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How many of you have Poop Knives ....
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Scatology is very strong in this thread.
For crying out loud guys, just pick the grumpy up and huck it out the window. Blame your dog. Blame the neighbor's dog. Blame your wife. Blame your neighbor's wife. Hell, stick it in your neighbor's cat litter box and maybe they'll think their cat has a problem.
Can you imagine seeing a 10lbs turd in a 3lbs cat's litter box? That would be rather impressive.
The scary thing about this thread; it popped up first in my SVTP feed.
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You mean you guys don't just use your hands?
...well that's embarrassing...
...well that's embarrassing...
OHH man someone beat me to it!!!!
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A night of drinkin and Fiery Locos tacos from taco bell and you'll be poopin soup by the mornin.
Just drink some mineral oil. If you're the gambling type, take some senna root and eat nothing but yogurt for the rest of the day. You'll need to contact the ATF about 6 months in advance so you can get a tax stamp on the destructive device that will be your ass in about an hour. At that point, best to just sit naked in the tub and ride out the storm.
I mean sure, that works. But mine sounds a lot more rewarding.
Never thought of cutting it up. Whenever i take huge logs i put on a glove and pull it out of the bowl and put in the woods.
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I use a poop machete to slay the leviathans I leave in the bowl.
If it was a really champion sized loaf I'd wrestle it out with one of those dog catcher poles with the loop at the end. Then really carefully so it doesn't snap in two walk it down the hall to the bathroom the 3 kids shared and deposit it into their toilet. Then sit back and listen to the howls and bawls and accusations.
Tell wifey about poop knife
Read her some responses
Her response : ‘what kind of animals are on that website?’
Hahahahahahha
Read her some responses
Her response : ‘what kind of animals are on that website?’
Hahahahahahha
Not eating dinner with these folks.
When in Eastern Europe most people do not flush their toilet paper. They have a small can next to the toilet for tossing your poop stained paperwork away. Poor sewer lines prone to back ups.
OK Bozos, stop clowning around.
When in Eastern Europe most people do not flush their toilet paper. They have a small can next to the toilet for tossing your poop stained paperwork away. Poor sewer lines prone to back ups.
OK Bozos, stop clowning around.
Mine just gave me the "really? REALLY?" look, threw her hands up in exasperation and walked away
LOL I have a bathroom knife, but I don't use it on turds. I use it to tighten the screws on the toilet seat so it doesn't buck you.
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