LOL I have a bathroom knife, but I don't use it on turds. I use it to tighten the screws on the toilet seat so it doesn't buck you.
lol, what in hell kind of toilet seat do you have that bucks you off?
LOL I have a bathroom knife, but I don't use it on turds. I use it to tighten the screws on the toilet seat so it doesn't buck you.
lol, what in hell kind of toilet seat do you have that bucks you off?
Lmao!hand me the knife
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We take that as a compliment.I need to rethink my long lasting membership to SVTP and my daily visits to the site...it seems I am among savages with mental problems.
I need to rethink my long lasting membership to SVTP and my daily visits to the site...it seems I am among savages with mental problems.
I used to work with a guy that would burn up all of his vacation and sick time by March. Then the relatives would start dying so he could keep taking off. Then when that dried up the really outlandish shit came out. Once he said he couldn't come in because his son had a massive log stuck in his bung and he had to go back home to cut it up with popsicle sticks and extract it. We still talk about that story. After reading this though, maybe it's the one time he told the truth.
Biggest turd I ever saw as a CNA was the size of a football (literally).
How dare you call me a savage! XD
So wait, he attempted to break up the impaction with popsicle sticks while it was in his son's butt?
Correct. Or at least that's what we were told.
Correct. Or at least that's what we were told.
If you're in another man's yard building poop pyramids and placing flags you deserve to have a gun pulled on you. You earned it.So the dude plays hookie to stuff popsicle sticks up his sons butt... Wow, that's a new one. I've heard some pretty screwed up things before but that is definitely in the top 5.
One of the weirdest prior to hearing that was the time a former boss had to leave work early. He had been getting into arguments with his neighbor over dog crap, so his wife called to inform him that the neighbor was "sculpting poop pyramids with flags sticking out of them" in their driveway. From what I was told, my boss got into a yelling match, then pulled a gun on the neighbor who then called the cops. Somewhere there's a police report with "poop pyramid" in it.
What a strange world we live in. This is why aliens won't visit us.
I could have gone all day without that imagery.Nothing like a dry piece of splintery wood sliding through your butthole... good grief.