Funny shit at the gym

[Klaus]

I was swimming laps this AM and the fat pig next to me would yell out like she was in childbirth every time she hit the wall. Never mind that she was swimming >5 min 100s which is about the pace of a log in a lazy river.

So she gets out after her "workout" and immediately goes face down on the pool deck. Out cold. A crowd appears and she gets lots of attention. Which is what she was really after.

It is mentioned that EMTs have been called and no sooner did she shoot up and scamper off like nothing happened. LOL.

I used to belong to the Y, which is something to behold in Minneapolis. One of the locations had no gender locker rooms which was very uncomfortable. I would be in the locker room with the high school swim team and it was ****ing weird. The female swim team.

There were also a shitload of homeless people there. The jacuzzi foam would have a brown tinge to it I shit you not.

 

[TerminatoRS]

I both lol'd and cringed simultaneously whilst reading this. Behold, I am a multi-tasker!

 

[Adower]

I was swimming laps this AM and the fat pig next to me would yell out like she was in childbirth every time she hit the wall. Never mind that she was swimming >5 min 100s which is about the pace of a log in a lazy river.

So she gets out after her "workout" and immediately goes face down on the pool deck. Out cold. A crowd appears and she gets lots of attention. Which is what she was really after.

It is mentioned that EMTs have been called and no sooner did she shoot up and scamper off like nothing happened. LOL.

I used to belong to the Y, which is something to behold in Minneapolis. One of the locations had no gender locker rooms which was very uncomfortable. I would be in the locker room with the high school swim team and it was ****ing weird. The female swim team.

There were also a shitload of homeless people there. The jacuzzi foam would have a brown tinge to it I shit you not.

No gender locker rooms. I've never seen that before. Surprised any women would actually go there.

 

[ZYBORG]

Rezpect for mingling with us common folk…

 

[Weather Man]

No gender locker rooms. I've never seen that before. Surprised any women would actually go there.

No woke dumbass shit too far for MN

 

[Klaus]

No gender locker rooms. I've never seen that before. Surprised any women would actually go there.

Here is the yelp review.

YWCA Uptown - Minneapolis — Ask the Community — Does anyone know if a pre-op transgender woman is welcome? Can she use the women's locker room to change? She is very discrete. She is looking for a place that has a pool.

www.yelp.com

The lifeguard at one of the locations I swam at was a woman that transitioned to a man. She would wear tape over her boobs when she swam. She was cool though. One time we were talking about some social justice bullshit and she said "yeah this shit has gone too far" and quit soon after.

 

[VegasMichael]

Respect to Bertha Blubberfest for not doing cannonballs and displacing all the pool water.

 

[Klaus]

Another thing that is super weird about some of the trans people is sometimes they would show up and lift weights dressed like a man and sometimes dressed like a woman. I could never figure out what the pattern was: odd day/even day? phase of the moon? high tide/low tide? it was ****ing weird.

 

[Weather Man]

Another thing that is super weird about some of the trans people is sometimes they would show up and lift weights dressed like a man and sometimes dressed like a woman. I could never figure out what the pattern was: odd day/even day? phase of the moon? high tide/low tide? it was ****ing weird.

Mental illness is weird.

 

[MDShelby]

I was once in a YMCA locker room when I noticed a guy standing at the sink shaving, buck naked with his junk dragging all over the counter. Never went back.

That was weird enough for me.

 

[FJohnny]

I was swimming laps this AM and the fat pig next to me would yell out like she was in childbirth every time she hit the wall. Never mind that she was swimming >5 min 100s which is about the pace of a log in a lazy river.

So she gets out after her "workout" and immediately goes face down on the pool deck. Out cold. A crowd appears and she gets lots of attention. Which is what she was really after.

It is mentioned that EMTs have been called and no sooner did she shoot up and scamper off like nothing happened. LOL.

I used to belong to the Y, which is something to behold in Minneapolis. One of the locations had no gender locker rooms which was very uncomfortable. I would be in the locker room with the high school swim team and it was ****ing weird. The female swim team.

There were also a shitload of homeless people there. The jacuzzi foam would have a brown tinge to it I shit you not.

In five short paragraphs you capture;

- sports update
- medical crisis
- modern day miracle
- subtle sexual titillation
- final mental image so horrible as to be unforgettable.

A job well done. Fun story. My wife enjoyed it as well. Thanks for sharing.

 

[jessie_sanders]

Nailed it.

For no amount of money would I trade my little bitty peepee for tits and a place to keep things. I cannot fathom the mental illness required.

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[ZYBORG]

Nailed it.

For no amount of money would I trade my little bitty peepee for tits and a place to keep things. I cannot fathom the mental illness required.

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you dont quite lose your pee pee… just some mild reshaping…. Theyll peel and hack that shit like starving baboon’s do a banana, flip that little mangled buddy inside out and bam! You’ve got a crevice!

 

[jessie_sanders]

you dont quite lose your pee pee… just some mild reshaping…. Theyll peel and hack that shit like starving baboon’s do a banana, flip that little mangled buddy inside out and bam! You’ve got a crevice!

"mild reshaping"

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[ZYBORG]

"mild reshaping"

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Momma always said “its whats on the inside that counts”!

 

[_Snake_]

"mild reshaping"

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“Mostly peaceful”

 

[jessie_sanders]

“Mostly peaceful”

"let's go Brandon"

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[CobraBob]

you dont quite lose your pee pee… just some mild reshaping…. Theyll peel and hack that shit like starving baboon’s do a banana, flip that little mangled buddy inside out and bam! You’ve got a crevice!

I know that's true, but when I read it.....I cringed! LOL.

 

[Relaxed Chaos]

you dont quite lose your pee pee… just some mild reshaping…. Theyll peel and hack that shit like starving baboon’s do a banana, flip that little mangled buddy inside out and bam! You’ve got a crevice!

This graphic description is not appreciated. Glad you did the research (but why?)

 

[lOOKnGO]

Was the brown foam in the jacuzzi latte colored or more chocolate milk foam colored. I want to know how disgusted I need to be.

Fatty wanted some Klaus dog.