Funny shit at the gym

[gimmie11s]

I was swimming laps this AM and the fat pig next to me would yell out like she was in childbirth every time she hit the wall. Never mind that she was swimming >5 min 100s which is about the pace of a log in a lazy river.

So she gets out after her "workout" and immediately goes face down on the pool deck. Out cold. A crowd appears and she gets lots of attention. Which is what she was really after.

It is mentioned that EMTs have been called and no sooner did she shoot up and scamper off like nothing happened. LOL.

I used to belong to the Y, which is something to behold in Minneapolis. One of the locations had no gender locker rooms which was very uncomfortable. I would be in the locker room with the high school swim team and it was ****ing weird. The female swim team.

There were also a shitload of homeless people there. The jacuzzi foam would have a brown tinge to it I shit you not.

Holy fook, this gave me a good laugh!!

Good shit Klaus

 

[PC03GT]

I was swimming laps this AM and the fat pig next to me would yell out like she was in childbirth every time she hit the wall. Never mind that she was swimming >5 min 100s which is about the pace of a log in a lazy river.

So she gets out after her "workout" and immediately goes face down on the pool deck. Out cold. A crowd appears and she gets lots of attention. Which is what she was really after.

It is mentioned that EMTs have been called and no sooner did she shoot up and scamper off like nothing happened. LOL.

I used to belong to the Y, which is something to behold in Minneapolis. One of the locations had no gender locker rooms which was very uncomfortable. I would be in the locker room with the high school swim team and it was ****ing weird. The female swim team.

There were also a shitload of homeless people there. The jacuzzi foam would have a brown tinge to it I shit you not.

Probably had low blood sugar bruh

 

[03cobra#694]

Was the brown foam in the jacuzzi latte colored or more chocolate milk foam colored. I want to know how disgusted I need to be.

Fatty wanted some Klaus dog.

Only here will you get a reply like this.

 

[gimmie11s]

Only here will you get a thread like this! lmao

 

[Klaus]

Was the brown foam in the jacuzzi latte colored or more chocolate milk foam colored.

It was a light shade of "hepatitis"

 

[03cobra#694]

No chocolate milk with my cookies tonight.

 

[jessie_sanders]

No chocolate milk with my cookies tonight.

I'm dropping chocolate chips in my chocolate milk tonight so it'll be chunky and crunchy.

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[03cobra#694]

I'm dropping chocolate chips in my chocolate milk tonight so it'll be chunky and crunchy.

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It actually makes the cling ons softer.

 

[tones_RS3]

I'm dropping chocolate chips in my chocolate milk tonight so it'll be chunky and crunchy.

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[ZYBORG]

This graphic description is not appreciated. Glad you did the research (but why?)

Because you have to know your enemy…

Peeking at my browser history will flat out give you cancer.

 

[kazman]

Epic thread...

 

[sonicx]

@Klaus you swim with the masters group in the AM at the Y? If so, I think we’ve met

 

[Klaus]

@Klaus you swim with the masters group in the AM at the Y? If so, I think we’ve met

LOL I swam with Dave Cameron for many years. Are you gearing up for ringing in the new year with 100x100?

I moved away quite a while ago - those were the days. I may come back for his birthday swim this year.

 

[1 Alibi 2]

This thread made me think of the toilet scene in Trainspotting..

 

[98 svt]

Only here will you get a reply like this.

Only here will you get a thread like this! lmao

This is why I love this place

 

[VegasMichael]

Jesus. This went from a useless tub of whale guts beached poolside to how a poosy is made from a dick to what the hot tub color consists of. You guys are the best!

 

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[HEMIHUNTER]

Damn you guys are slipping.
Let me be the first.
“ Pics or it didn’t happen”



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[john11gt]

I was once in a YMCA locker room when I noticed a guy standing at the sink shaving, buck naked with his junk dragging all over the counter. Never went back.

That was weird enough for me.

Jesus that’s terrible…who shaves at the gym?