Friday joke

[MDShelby]

Little early today as I am headed out the door soon (to "work" at my other "job").

Y'all have a great weekend, be safe whatever you find yourself into!

Did some financial planning and it looks like I can retire at 62 and live comfortably for about 12 and half minutes.

Driver: What am I supposed to do with this speeding ticket?
Officer: Keep it, when you collect four of them, you get a bicycle.

We sold the house and bought an RV. Kids can’t move back home if they can’t find it.

 

[JaCobro]

 

[ssssnake]

Little early today as I am headed out the door soon (to "work" at my other "job").

Y'all have a great weekend, be safe whatever you find yourself into!

Did some financial planning and it looks like I can retire at 62 and live comfortably for about 12 and half minutes.

Driver: What am I supposed to do with this speeding ticket?
Officer: Keep it, when you collect four of them, you get a bicycle.

We sold the house and bought an RV. Kids can’t move back home if they can’t find it.

LOL I like the last one. except I don't want to live in an RV. Have a great weekend!

 

[ShelbyGT5HUN]

2 was so cop-ish of a reply

 

[quad]

Haha!

 

[03cobra#694]

Last was one perfect.

 

[MDShelby]

LOL I like the last one. except I don't want to live in an RV. Have a great weekend!

Hey girl, how are you?!! Good to see you around here.

 

[MDShelby]

2 was so cop-ish of a reply

As a retired LEO, I resemble that remark....

 

[CobraBob]

Those were good, especially the last one. LOL!