Friday Joke

[MDShelby]

TGIF! Some will be dealing with some winter weather, please stay safe and warm!


Cashier: Would you like your milk in a bag?
Me: No, you can just leave it in the jug.


Laughing at your own mistakes lengthens your life
Laughing at your wife’s mistakes shortens it.

 

[03cobra#694]

True on the second one.

 

[SecondhandSnake]

Cashier: Would you like your milk in a bag?
Me: No, you can just leave it in the jug.

You've confused a bunch of Canadians that buy bagged milk. It's as weird as it sounds.

 

[CobraBob]

Yep, #2 is True with a capital 'T'. LOL.

 

[ssssnake]

True on the second one.

You know it Brad. Hope you guys are doing well. Doing good Fred! Happy Friday!

 

[awful knawful]

You've confused a bunch of Canadians that buy bagged milk. It's as weird as it sounds.

No

 

[03cobra#694]

You know it Brad. Hope you guys are doing well. Doing good Fred! Happy Friday!

Hey Mary, we're doing great considering all the bullshit. How have you been?

 

[ssssnake]

Lol you wouldn't believe it. Been hanging with a younger bunch now that I've retired. I'm the taxi driver known as "Grandma." The younger ones are pretty simple. The older ones are high drama.

 

[CobraBob]

Good to hear from you, Mary! Sounds like you're having more fun than ever down there in Texas.

 

[ssssnake]

LOL I don't know if its more fun, but it is crazy! You doing okay Bob?

 

[CobraBob]

Yeh, I'm doing fine. Getting prepared for a nor'easter hitting us early Monday morning. Other than that, doing fine. Take care, and be safe Mary.

 

[quad]

Lol thanks for the jokes! And yes Friday is my favorite day starting at 12 AM lol!

 

[ssssnake]

Brrr! It's been in the 40s here and that's way too cold for me LOL. My first year of retirement, I had a week stay in the hospital and three outpatient procedures. No COVID though!

 

[MDShelby]

Brrr! It's been in the 40s here and that's way too cold for me LOL. My first year of retirement, I had a week stay in the hospital and three outpatient procedures. No COVID though!

Hey girl!! Great to hear from you and it appears you are doing okay.

How did you keep up with jokes for years????? I struggle to find good ones and/or new ones and have, apparently, a year under my belt.

 

[ssssnake]

Hey Fred! I know how hard it is to find a good joke. Sometimes I did, others not so good. I could usually tell if it was good if Brad commented. Does he send you jokes? Members would send me some, and I had my main joke sites I used. I'll PM ya. Would you believe that at one time, I was doing morning jokes for three Terminator sites!
Stay safe Fred. Do you have to be out in this weather for your job? If so, stay extra safe!

 

[MDShelby]

Hey Fred! I know how hard it is to find a good joke. Sometimes I did, others not so good. I could usually tell if it was good if Brad commented. Does he send you jokes? Members would send me some, and I had my main joke sites I used. I'll PM ya. Would you believe that at one time, I was doing morning jokes for three Terminator sites!
Stay safe Fred. Do you have to be out in this weather for your job? If so, stay extra safe!

Nice to know someone feels my pain!

Strictly an office job, only outside to go from the office to my truck. I do have farm work to do, but not pressing, I can work around the weather. And that is fun!