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Forced monkey labor frowned upon

Discussion in 'Road Side Pub' started by Klaus, Jan 26, 2021.

  1. Klaus

    Klaus Premium Member Premium Member Established Member

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  2. SID297

    SID297 OWNER/ADMIN Staff Member Administrator

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    Can't say I've heard of this one before.
     
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  3. me32

    me32 BEASTLY SHELBY GT500 TVS Moderator

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    Is there any proff of this?
     
  4. SolarYellow

    SolarYellow Sensei Premium Member Established Member

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    So the peta clowns only drink coconut milk harvested by means beyond a monkey?
     
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    Booky Who's Pick'n The Banjo Here? Established Member

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    Haven't we been using forced horse labor for years?


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  7. Klaus

    Klaus Premium Member Premium Member Established Member

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    I cannot tell if it is the monkey or the "forced labor" aspect. If they paid the monkey a living wage would it be OK?
     
  8. BrunotheBoxer

    BrunotheBoxer POWERLIFTING MASTER RACE Established Member

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    Can ded monkeys vote in our elections yet?
     
  9. 03Sssnake

    03Sssnake TK-421 Established Member Beer Money Bros.

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    BWAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL you just can't make this shit up! I can't ****ing breathe from LMFAO!

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    L8APEX *Turbo Not to Scale Premium Member Established Member

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    SO this is how it started
     
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    So what should be the minimum bananas/hour for these pour bastards?
     
  12. DaleM

    DaleM T$45GOATMAGAMen Established Member SVTP OG 4 Life Single Barrel Sirs

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    You mean they aren't already?
    OK Bozos, stop clowning around.
     
  13. Morgan

    Morgan Well-Known Member Established Member

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    Uhh- do they spank the monkeys?
     
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    03Sssnake TK-421 Established Member Beer Money Bros.

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    LMFAO....it shouldn't have taken two pages for this comment to finally be made!!!
     
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    BlckBox04 I am the liquor Premium Member Established Member

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    Uhh where do you think they got a few extra millions of votes from… the monkey unions
     
  16. Double"O"

    Double"O" N2S come get some Established Member

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    Anyone know where a midget can be hired for basic house cleaning duties?

    Asking for a friend
     
  17. Klaus

    Klaus Premium Member Premium Member Established Member

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    Not sure this counts but you might get a kick.

    Apparently there are temp agencies that hire only special people. I know this because I have a brother in law who is the cheapest mother****er on earth. He had a huge tree stump in his backyard that he was too lazy to get rid of himself. So he hired a dude with down syndrome to dig it out with a shovel.

    It took him all afternoon while he and the caretaker watched while drinking lemonade. I think it cost him $20.
     
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  19. Morgan

    Morgan Well-Known Member Established Member

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    100%. Throughly disappointed.
     
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    Morgan Well-Known Member Established Member

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    I’m not sure how I feel about this one. They’re super strong so that’s useful, but $20 to down a tree??
     

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