Forced monkey labor frowned upon

[Klaus]

I think I am going to buy myself some of their product out of appreciation for a creative solution to hiring.

Target joins Costco in dropping coconut milk brand over forced monkey labor allegations

 

[SID297]

Can't say I've heard of this one before.

 

[me32]

Is there any proff of this?

 

[SolarYellow]

So the peta clowns only drink coconut milk harvested by means beyond a monkey?

 

[Rb0891]

I think I am going to buy myself some of their product out of appreciation for a creative solution to hiring.

Target joins Costco in dropping coconut milk brand over forced monkey labor allegations

LMAO. But they keep lapping up the China shit.

 

[Booky]

Haven't we been using forced horse labor for years?


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[Klaus]

LMAO. But they keep lapping up the China shit.

I cannot tell if it is the monkey or the "forced labor" aspect. If they paid the monkey a living wage would it be OK?

 

[BrunotheBoxer]

Can ded monkeys vote in our elections yet?

 

[03Sssnake]

BWAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL you just can't make this shit up! I can't ****ing breathe from LMFAO!

 

[L8APEX]

SO this is how it started

 

[Rb0891]

So what should be the minimum bananas/hour for these pour bastards?

 

[DaleM]

You mean they aren't already?

Can ded monkeys vote in our elections yet?

OK Bozos, stop clowning around.

 

[Morgan]

Uhh- do they spank the monkeys?

 

[03Sssnake]

Uhh- do they spank the monkeys?

LMFAO....it shouldn't have taken two pages for this comment to finally be made!!!

 

[BlckBox04]

Can ded monkeys vote in our elections yet?

Uhh where do you think they got a few extra millions of votes from… the monkey unions

 

[Double"O"]

Anyone know where a midget can be hired for basic house cleaning duties?

Asking for a friend

 

[Klaus]

Anyone know where a midget can be hired for basic house cleaning duties?

Asking for a friend

Not sure this counts but you might get a kick.

Apparently there are temp agencies that hire only special people. I know this because I have a brother in law who is the cheapest mother****er on earth. He had a huge tree stump in his backyard that he was too lazy to get rid of himself. So he hired a dude with down syndrome to dig it out with a shovel.

It took him all afternoon while he and the caretaker watched while drinking lemonade. I think it cost him $20.

 

[98 svt]

Anyone know where a midget can be hired for basic house cleaning duties?

Asking for a friend

Rent A Midget To Hire For Entertainment | Miami Superhero

 

[Morgan]

LMFAO....it shouldn't have taken two pages for this comment to finally be made!!!

100%. Throughly disappointed.

 

[Morgan]

Not sure this counts but you might get a kick.

Apparently there are temp agencies that hire only special people. I know this because I have a brother in law who is the cheapest mother****er on earth. He had a huge tree stump in his backyard that he was too lazy to get rid of himself. So he hired a dude with down syndrome to dig it out with a shovel.

It took him all afternoon while he and the caretaker watched while drinking lemonade. I think it cost him $20.

I’m not sure how I feel about this one. They’re super strong so that’s useful, but $20 to down a tree??