Drop a deuce, drop the kids off at the pool, take a dump, etc etc. Now that you’re past the clickbait title. What is your pooping frequency? I can’t remember a day I haven’t pooped. But to some that is unheard of. Am I normal or an outlier?
Do you poop?
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I get up every morning with the need to poop. Usually just gas though. Within the hour, I'm in the bathroom for the real deal morning poop.
I'm heavily invested in daily doses of high fiber foods. 3 dumps a day are the norm. However I knew a guy I was stationed with in the USAF who only crapped about once a week!
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Once or twice daily for me.
I know a girl who might only crap once a week...and I find that very odd.
Since we are talking about poop...
I was complaining about a case of mud butt to the wife and the next week she came home from grocery shopping with Dude Wipes. Basically they are like high strength baby wipes for dudes. When I make a mess of myself...wipe as normal with paper...then grab a Dude Wipe and scrub it clean. Then one more wipe with paper to dry the crack and I’m good to go. No need to jump right in the shower for damage control.
If you have a hairy ass...I highly recommend Dude Wipes for these special occasions.
I know a girl who might only crap once a week...and I find that very odd.
Since we are talking about poop...
I was complaining about a case of mud butt to the wife and the next week she came home from grocery shopping with Dude Wipes. Basically they are like high strength baby wipes for dudes. When I make a mess of myself...wipe as normal with paper...then grab a Dude Wipe and scrub it clean. Then one more wipe with paper to dry the crack and I’m good to go. No need to jump right in the shower for damage control.
If you have a hairy ass...I highly recommend Dude Wipes for these special occasions.
I launch a loaf, twice a day, every day. The first one usually creates that water splash that finds it's way up the chute before the sphincter slams shut.
Usually one good one sometime after lunch, sometimes immediately.. (poor diet)
And usually a normal one after gettinf home from work.
On a side note, farting when water is being jetted on the hole is hilarious. Feels like a shart, without the mess.
And usually a normal one after gettinf home from work.
On a side note, farting when water is being jetted on the hole is hilarious. Feels like a shart, without the mess.
....but do you use a poop knife?
But do you wipe front to back or back to front?
You beat me to the question.
Just when you think every topic that can be covered has been, SVTP steps up the game.
I would almost be willing to bet that hemorrhoids will "pop" up in this thread, or a thread will be started about them. There may already be a thread.
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Damn, you guys sure can talk a lotta shit.
I don't. I meditate and make it go away.
For a man, there is only one way to do this. Grab a handful of cocknballs, reach under there and pull that paper forward. Inspect paper for clay to determine if a re-wipe is necessary. Going the other way, like a woman will only fertilize your back bone.
Once in the am after coffee, & a 2nd time when I get home from work 12 hrs later. Try my hardest to not use the facilities at work.
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Once or twice a day. Make sure you compare your droppings to the poop chart: Bristol stool scale - Wikipedia
Pump one to two grumpy's a day, but after higher protein days, it can be three or four. If you eat a lot of sushi, the day after your toilet is going to look like someone got shot in the head with a shotgun.
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