Celebrities that are likely bad in bed

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Kim Kardashian..... ****ing succubus. Her and the entire clan. I mean **** they turned an Olympic hero into a woman, and I've seen her sex tape... she ain't all that!! Dead fish yo!

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I hate celebrates... I don't care how good looking they are or how good in bed they are, i wouldn't want anything to do with that shitshow.
 

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The more insecure a woman is the worse she is in bed. I'm sure that encompasses 99% of Hollywood.
 

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I suppose we do have a price. Hell, for $1000 I'd eat the cheese stuck to the side of the garbage can in the break room at work.

But, some things are priceless. Amy Schumer is one of them. You could not name a price for which I could make physical contact with that food blister.

How about live streaming it for fifty plus the payer chooses the type of cheese?


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All to young for me give me Mature like a Addie MacDowell that’s a freakin women


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Katy Perry looks hot but looks to be a bore in bed.

I remember reading a while back that Russell Brand said she was a freak.

No idea if it was true or not but back then that was enough for me to drop buckets.

I wish she still looked like she did in that roar music video.
 

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I remember reading a while back that Russell Brand said she was a freak.

No idea if it was true or not but back then that was enough for me to drop buckets.

I wish she still looked like she did in that roar music video.

I'm not surprised. I picked up on that just from watching her carpool karoke video.
 

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Ok, so I feel like this thread is missing something...hhmmmmm...um, PICTURES!

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