Celebrities that are likely bad in bed

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To the millisecond, takes a good 15 seconds to get the titties in the right rhythm, another 30 seconds to enjoy, 8.75 seconds to realize what’s going down, and 6.25 seconds to let the batter settle.
I'm not so good at the maths so, I'll take yer word for it.
 

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Halle Berry, rumors are she only does missionary and does not give head. I believe it, considering how many husbands she has had. Fine doesn't compensate for boring sex.
 

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Halle Berry, rumors are she only does missionary and does not give head. I believe it, considering how many husbands she has had. Fine doesn't compensate for boring sex.

reminds of that thing about Taylor Swift - 721 songs about breakups, 0 songs about blow jobs...just sayin
 

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I was gonna say: While I'm sure the crazy is strong, I'm guessing that she fits the thread title. I'd still like the opportunity to give her the best almost minute of my life.

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Halle Berry, rumors are she only does missionary and does not give head. I believe it, considering how many husbands she has had. Fine doesn't compensate for boring sex.
**** marrying someone like that. Bad lay/don't give a bj? Goodbye
 

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I seem to now have a thing for adult Sara Gilbert. I know she's gay, but I'd still hit it.
 

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