Bubba and Billy Bob saw an ad in the Herald-Citizen in Thibodeaux, Louisiana and bought a mule for $100. The farmer agreed to deliver the mule the next day.
The next morning the farmer drove up and said, "Sorry, fellows, I have some bad news, the mule died last night ." Bubba and Billy Bob replied, "Well, then just give us our money back." The farmer said, "Can't do that. I went and spent it already." They said, "OK then, just bring us the dead mule."
The farmer asked, "What in the world ya'll gonna do with a dead mule?" Bubba said, "We gonna raffle him off." The farmer said, "You can't raffle off a dead mule!" Billy Bob said, "We shore can! Heck, we don't hafta tell nobody he's dead!"
A couple of weeks later, the farmer ran into Bubba and Billy Bob at the IGA grocery store and asked. “What'd you fellers ever do with that dead mule?” They said, "We raffled him off like we said we wuz gonna do." Billy Bob said, "Shucks, we sold 1000 tickets fer two dollars apiece and made a profit of $1,998.00.
The farmer said, “Didn't anyone complain?"
Bubba said, "Well, the feller who won got upset. So, we gave him his two dollars back."
Bubba and Billy Bob now work for the government. They're overseeing the Vote Count, Bailout and Stimulus Programs.
Limit all U.S. politicians to two Terms. One in office. One in prison.
The next morning the farmer drove up and said, "Sorry, fellows, I have some bad news, the mule died last night ." Bubba and Billy Bob replied, "Well, then just give us our money back." The farmer said, "Can't do that. I went and spent it already." They said, "OK then, just bring us the dead mule."
The farmer asked, "What in the world ya'll gonna do with a dead mule?" Bubba said, "We gonna raffle him off." The farmer said, "You can't raffle off a dead mule!" Billy Bob said, "We shore can! Heck, we don't hafta tell nobody he's dead!"
A couple of weeks later, the farmer ran into Bubba and Billy Bob at the IGA grocery store and asked. “What'd you fellers ever do with that dead mule?” They said, "We raffled him off like we said we wuz gonna do." Billy Bob said, "Shucks, we sold 1000 tickets fer two dollars apiece and made a profit of $1,998.00.
The farmer said, “Didn't anyone complain?"
Bubba said, "Well, the feller who won got upset. So, we gave him his two dollars back."
Bubba and Billy Bob now work for the government. They're overseeing the Vote Count, Bailout and Stimulus Programs.
Limit all U.S. politicians to two Terms. One in office. One in prison.
