Airplane Etiquette

[Grabber]

My kids would not only make you enjoy flying again, they would make you remember that you too were once a kid.

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Haha, right on man.

True, I was a kid, but, I wasn't a "normal" kid. I was quiet in places such as planes, libraries, etc.

Plus, I am terrified of p

Are you my doppelganger? I hate to say it, but that is pretty much what goes through my head when it comes to commercial flights.

Several years back I was invited to go to SEMA. The company I was helping out just happen to have a few extra tickets, and even had airfare covered. I politely declined the plane ride and rode in the truck hauling the toys. It was much more enjoyable.

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Haha,could be.

Are youo 6'6, 250LBS, 4.5% body fat, make seven figures a year, have three supermodel girlfriends, 12" dong and can bench 900LBS? If so, we may be.



As far as the others posting about noise canceling head phones. I hate to say it, but, apple airpods are great. They don't advertise noise canceling, but, they have great sound, strong base and are bluetooth. They cost a pretty penny, but, we love ours.

 

[BDF8]

Haha, right on man.

True, I was a kid, but, I wasn't a "normal" kid. I was quiet in places such as planes, libraries, etc.

Plus, I am terrified of p


Haha,could be.

Are youo 6'6, 250LBS, 4.5% body fat, make seven figures a year, have three supermodel girlfriends, 12" dong and can bench 900LBS? If so, we may be.



As far as the others posting about noise canceling head phones. I hate to say it, but, apple airpods are great. They don't advertise noise canceling, but, they have great sound, strong base and are bluetooth. They cost a pretty penny, but, we love ours.

See I get what you’re saying, but they aren’t sealed well at all. Instead of them I went with a pair called ‘Hear Ones’. But the pair I linked last page are 50 bucks. No wires at all. Noise isolating. Best of all they last 3 hours. Just IMHO

 

[Grabber]

See I get what you’re saying, but they aren’t sealed well at all. Instead of them I went with a pair called ‘Hear Ones’. But the pair I linked last page are 50 bucks. No wires at all. Noise isolating. Best of all they last 3 hours. Just IMHO

Definitely not a bad option.

When I wear the airpods, I find the sealing is pretty awesome.

Plus, they are stored in a case that charges each pod after use. I think between a full charge for just the pods, you can get a couple of hours, then have them recharged 2-3 times from the case they're stored in. They do charge pretty quick too, but, they are a pretty penny for sure.

 

[Coiled03]

The ones I linked aren’t Bose. No chord and super cheap. Or did I misunderstand what you meant?

No, I misunderstood your post, my bad. You said Bose snob, so I thought the ones you linked to were Bose without clicking.

Beg your pardon, sir.

 

[BDF8]

No, I misunderstood your post, my bad. You said Bose snob, so I thought the ones you linked to were Bose without clicking.

Beg your pardon, sir.

No problem! I’ve probably been through 7 or 8 sets in my quest to not talk to anyone. The Hear Ones and the Evo Techs are my current fav.

 

[raustin0017]

With over 7,000 flight hours in the USAF and countless commercial airline trips, here is my list of demands when I fly:
1. I sit next to window.
2. Please assign the 345 lb, 5'2" single mom of three next to me with her 18 month as a lap passenger.
3. My new best friend must insert toddler on her shoulders while being served anything from the flight attendant. Toddler must be fed while on said shoulders like a baby bird searching for that first bite.
4. Of course I want to give up my limited leg room for the stinky dipper bag.
5. Extra headset? Sure take mine I was looking forward to listening to your screaming kids for 8.5 hours...how else could I try and relax and enjoy the flight.
6. Can I show you how to operate the entertainment system? Why not...I'm stuck between a pile of steaming crap and the number 2 inboard engine.
7. Do I know how to get to gate 24 at the our destination? Sure I'll be a gentleman and personally escort you and your 14 carry on bags, stroller, and the 64oz sippy cup full of Red Bull your kids have been drinking.
8. Please give the children my large Snicker bars I had stuck in the seat in front of me.
9. Fill out a customer survey about my flight experience? Why yes I will.

 

[BDF8]

With over 7,000 flight hours in the USAF and countless commercial airline trips, here is my list of demands when I fly:
1. I sit next to window.
2. Please assign the 345 lb, 5'2" single mom of three next to me with her 18 month as a lap passenger.
3. My new best friend must insert toddler on her shoulders while being served anything from the flight attendant. Toddler must be fed while on said shoulders like a baby bird searching for that first bite.
4. Of course I want to give up my limited leg room for the stinky dipper bag.
5. Extra headset? Sure take mine I was looking forward to listening to your screaming kids for 8.5 hours...how else could I try and relax and enjoy the flight.
6. Can I show you how to operate the entertainment system? Why not...I'm stuck between a pile of steaming crap and the number 2 inboard engine.
7. Do I know how to get to gate 24 at the our destination? Sure I'll be a gentleman and personally escort you and your 14 carry on bags, stroller, and the 64oz sippy cup full of Red Bull your kids have been drinking.
8. Please give the children my large Snicker bars I had stuck in the seat in front of me.
9. Fill out a customer survey about my flight experience? Why yes I will.

I'm almost afraid top ask.. I'm guessing this happened?

 

[HillbillyHotRod]

Glad I don’t fly!

 

[capnkirk52]

Lol. I thought SVTP was full of manly men, not moaning pussies. This was a funny thread.

And for the guys that get destroyed by the drink cart, it's literally the slowest moving most paid-attention-to object on the plane. It moves 12 inches at a time. Pay attention and move your shit!

 

[BigPoppa]

Lol. I thought SVTP was full of manly men, not moaning pussies. This was a funny thread.

And for the guys that get destroyed by the drink cart, it's literally the slowest moving most paid-attention-to object on the plane. It moves 12 inches at a time. Pay attention and move your shit!

 

[nickf2005]

And for the guys that get destroyed by the drink cart, it's literally the slowest moving most paid-attention-to object on the plane. It moves 12 inches at a time. Pay attention and move your shit!

Except when they bring it from the back at a faster pace, you're broad shouldered, and kicked back in the aisle seat with a set of noise canceling headphones. Feels great! I love it!

 

[Revvv]

@Recon is about to board a plane. I expect rants to follow when his bird touches down.

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[Venimus03]

Do Not Shit Your Pants. I was on a 5hr flight once and someone in the near vicinity passed gas the entire ****ing flight. I stood in the back of the plane near the flight attendants for nearly 2hrs because the smell was so bad. At one point the flight attendant gave me bags of coffee grounds to help with the smell. She was even walking up and down the aisle spraying febreze. It was the worst.

 

[DaleM]

Do Not Shit Your Pants. I was on a 5hr flight once and someone in the near vicinity passed gas the entire ****ing flight. I stood in the back of the plane near the flight attendants for nearly 2hrs because the smell was so bad. At one point the flight attendant gave me bags of coffee grounds to help with the smell. She was even walking up and down the aisle spraying febreze. It was the worst.

Guys coming back from warzone have the worse farts ever. MRE farts are hard to keep in. Just be one with the fart.

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[Booky]

Do Not Shit Your Pants. I was on a 5hr flight once and someone in the near vicinity passed gas the entire ****ing flight. I stood in the back of the plane near the flight attendants for nearly 2hrs because the smell was so bad. At one point the flight attendant gave me bags of coffee grounds to help with the smell. She was even walking up and down the aisle spraying febreze. It was the worst.

 

[BigPoppa]

Everybody loves their own perfume

 

[_Snake_]

Everybody loves the smell of their own brand

FIFY

 

[Gravik]

Do Not Shit Your Pants. I was on a 5hr flight once and someone in the near vicinity passed gas the entire ****ing flight. I stood in the back of the plane near the flight attendants for nearly 2hrs because the smell was so bad. At one point the flight attendant gave me bags of coffee grounds to help with the smell. She was even walking up and down the aisle spraying febreze. It was the worst.

Describes the flight I took on Wednesday from LA to Dallas. Noisy kids, someone shitting their pants every few minutes.

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[Recon]

@Recon is about to board a plane. I expect rants to follow when his bird touches down.

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First vacation in five years that isn’t illness related. Currently 60 degrees at 6 in Florida.


Pick your poison.

 

[Venimus03]

Guys coming back from warzone have the worse farts ever. MRE farts are hard to keep in. Just be one with the fart.

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I believe that. This unfortunately was a plane bound for Las Vegas filled with 80% old Asian folk. Who know's what they consumed before they boarded the plane.

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Not to change subjects but my usage of SVTP has gone down over the past couple years, am I missing something or is there only the option of the 12 "smiles" available now?