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An Airline introduced a special package for Business men Buy your ticket, get your wife's ticket free. After great success, the company sent letters to all the wives asking how was the trip All of them gave the same reply..."What trip?" :banana:

I was on proxibid.com looking for firearm related stuff and was doing a search for mustang, as in colt mustang, when this came up...

Not sure if you heard, but Ray Rice the suspended football player has just been hired to be a spokesperson for the tool company, BLACK AND DECKER. ;-)

The doctor said, “Joe, the good news is I can cure your headaches. The bad news is that it will require castration. You have a very rare condition, which causes your testicles to press on a nerve at the base of your spine and the pressure creates one hell of a headache. The only way to...

A Russian arrives in New York City as a new immigrant to the United States. He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says, "Thank you Mr. American for letting me into this country, giving me housing, food stamps, free medical care, and a free education!" The...

An illegal immigrant picks up a hooker. "Hey, how much you charge for da hour, sister?" he asks. "$100" she replies. In broken English, he says, "Do you do immigrant style?" "No" she says. "I pay you $200 to do immigrant style." "No," she says, not knowing what immigrant style is...

This thing sounds like a sewing machine. Where is the recoil? Virtually no muzzle rise with a .308/7.62 bullet. Very Impressive and stable platform. It can be fired from virtually any position including standing. Note the ease in changing the barrels as well as the very low recoil forces it...

An old cowboy walks into the barbershop for a shave and a haircut and he tells the barber he can't get all his whiskers off because his cheeks are wrinkled from age. The barber gets a little wooden ball from a cup on the shelf and tells the old cowboy to put it inside his cheek to spread out...

A young man shopping in a supermarket noticed a little old lady following him around. If he stopped, she stopped. Furthermore she kept staring at him. She finally overtook him at the checkout, and she turned to him and said, "I hope I haven't made you feel ill at ease; it's just that you...

Just wondering if anyone here has used any of these products. http://www.bndautomotive.com/page/page/901818.htm I talked with him and he seems to know his business. I've also used his gas treatment and no longer get any pinging when I fill up with the highest octane we can get here in...

A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the pharmacy, walked up to the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said, "I would like to buy some cyanide." The pharmacist asked, "Why in the world do you need cyanide?" The lady replied, "I need it to poison my husband." The...

Two sisters, one blond and one brunette, inherit the family ranch. Unfortunately, after just a few years, they are in financial trouble... In order to keep the bank from repossessing the ranch, they need to purchase a bull so that they can breed their own stock. Upon leaving, the...

My wife and I were sitting at a table at my high school reunion, and I kept staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as she sat alone at a nearby table. My wife asked, "Do you know her?" "Yes," I sighed. "She's my old girlfriend. I understand she took to drinking right after we split...

The boss of a Madison Avenue advertising agency called a spontaneous staff meeting in the middle of a particularly stressful week. (This is one pretty sharp boss!) When everyone gathered, the boss, who understood the benefits of having fun, told the burnt out staff the purpose of the meeting...

It might just be my internet connection, (although I can get to other sites without seeing any drop in speed), but over the last 2-3 days this site is super slow. It is taking anywhere from 30 seconds to 60+ seconds to log on and to visit the forums each time I click on any link. Just wanted...