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    A Special Package for Businessmen.

    An Airline introduced a special package for Business men Buy your ticket, get your wife's ticket free. After great success, the company sent letters to all the wives asking how was the trip All of them gave the same reply..."What trip?" :banana:
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    2000 Cobra R on proxibid

    I was on proxibid.com looking for firearm related stuff and was doing a search for mustang, as in colt mustang, when this came up...
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    Ray Rice endorsement

    Not sure if you heard, but Ray Rice the suspended football player has just been hired to be a spokesperson for the tool company, BLACK AND DECKER. ;-)
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    Joe's headaches

    The doctor said, “Joe, the good news is I can cure your headaches. The bad news is that it will require castration. You have a very rare condition, which causes your testicles to press on a nerve at the base of your spine and the pressure creates one hell of a headache. The only way to...
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    new immigrant

    A Russian arrives in New York City as a new immigrant to the United States. He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says, "Thank you Mr. American for letting me into this country, giving me housing, food stamps, free medical care, and a free education!" The...
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    The Hooker

    An illegal immigrant picks up a hooker. "Hey, how much you charge for da hour, sister?" he asks. "$100" she replies. In broken English, he says, "Do you do immigrant style?" "No" she says. "I pay you $200 to do immigrant style." "No," she says, not knowing what immigrant style is...
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    H & k has a winner!

    This thing sounds like a sewing machine. Where is the recoil? Virtually no muzzle rise with a .308/7.62 bullet. Very Impressive and stable platform. It can be fired from virtually any position including standing. Note the ease in changing the barrels as well as the very low recoil forces it...
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    Old Cowboys

    An old cowboy walks into the barbershop for a shave and a haircut and he tells the barber he can't get all his whiskers off because his cheeks are wrinkled from age. The barber gets a little wooden ball from a cup on the shelf and tells the old cowboy to put it inside his cheek to spread out...
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    Goodbye Mom

    A young man shopping in a supermarket noticed a little old lady following him around. If he stopped, she stopped. Furthermore she kept staring at him. She finally overtook him at the checkout, and she turned to him and said, "I hope I haven't made you feel ill at ease; it's just that you...
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    BND Automotive

    Just wondering if anyone here has used any of these products. http://www.bndautomotive.com/page/page/901818.htm I talked with him and he seems to know his business. I've also used his gas treatment and no longer get any pinging when I fill up with the highest octane we can get here in...
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    The prescription...

    A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the pharmacy, walked up to the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said, "I would like to buy some cyanide." The pharmacist asked, "Why in the world do you need cyanide?" The lady replied, "I need it to poison my husband." The...
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    smile for today

    Two sisters, one blond and one brunette, inherit the family ranch. Unfortunately, after just a few years, they are in financial trouble... In order to keep the bank from repossessing the ranch, they need to purchase a bull so that they can breed their own stock. Upon leaving, the...
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    And that's when the fight started...

    My wife and I were sitting at a table at my high school reunion, and I kept staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as she sat alone at a nearby table. My wife asked, "Do you know her?" "Yes," I sighed. "She's my old girlfriend. I understand she took to drinking right after we split...
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    Staff Meeting

    The boss of a Madison Avenue advertising agency called a spontaneous staff meeting in the middle of a particularly stressful week. (This is one pretty sharp boss!) When everyone gathered, the boss, who understood the benefits of having fun, told the burnt out staff the purpose of the meeting...
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    slow...

    It might just be my internet connection, (although I can get to other sites without seeing any drop in speed), but over the last 2-3 days this site is super slow. It is taking anywhere from 30 seconds to 60+ seconds to log on and to visit the forums each time I click on any link. Just wanted...
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    RIP Troopers Johnson and Rich of the Alaska State Troopers

    It is with a heavy heart that I am reporting that two of Alaska's finest were gunned down in the village of Tanana, Alaska on Thursday, May 1st while investigating a report of a suspect brandishing a firearm the night before. Alaska State Trooper Sgt. Patrick "Scott" Johnson and Trooper Gabriel...
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    Pharmacist

    I walked into a drug store and asked to talk to a male pharmacist. The woman I was talking to said that she was the only pharmacist and as she and her sister owned the store, there were no male employees. She then asked if she could help me. I said that it was something that I would be much...
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    Not approved to view this page?

    Hi, Ever since the recent server/software upgrade I get a message right after I log on that says I do not have permissions so view that page. I then click on "forums" and everything seems to work just fine after that. It's no big deal but I thought I'd let you know. John
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    A horned owl and a chiihuahua, only in Alaska

    I'll bet you don't see this every day! http://www.adn.com/2014/04/16/3428167/homer-chihuahua-survives-owl-abduction.html?sp=/99/188/189/
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    Arab Drifting...

    It just doesn't get any better than this. http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=620_1341213161
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    On a lighter note:

    Some truly amazing pictures of wildlife. Yeah, not a Mustang in sight but still some amazing pictures. http://www.rivermenrodandgunclub.com/cool-and-different-pictures.html
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    old guys joke

    Three old guys are out walking. First one says, 'Windy, isn't it?' Second one says, 'No, it's Thursday!' Third one says, 'So am I. Let's go get a beer.' :lol:
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    Elder hunor

    A little old man shuffled slowly into an ice cream parlor and pulled himself slowly, painfully, up onto a stool… After catching his breath, he ordered a banana split. The waitress asked kindly, 'Crushed nuts?' 'No,' he replied, 'Arthritis.'
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    The Wife..

    The wife's back on the warpath again. Last night she said she wanted to make a sex movie. She got upset when I suggested we should hold auditions for her part. The other night, my wife asked me how many women I'd slept with. I told her, "Only you. All the others kept me awake all night!"...
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    Merry Christmas!

    All I have to say is.....Merry Christmas and Happy New Year!!! :beer:

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