And that's when the fight started...

[john_anch_ak]

My wife and I were sitting at a table at my high school reunion, and I kept staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as she sat alone at a nearby table.

My wife asked, "Do you know her?"

"Yes," I sighed. "She's my old girlfriend. I understand she took to drinking right after we split up those many years ago, and I hear she hasn't been sober since."

"Goodness gracious!" said my wife, "who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?"

And that's when the fight started...

 

[Rct851]

Lolololol.

Great line

 

[ssssnake]

LOL As long as my husband was alive, I NEVER went to any of my class reunions. My 40th this year will be my first. Ought to be interesting......

 

[1wild-horse]

HA!

An old couple were taking a flight to see their new great grand baby. as they were getting settled in their seats on the plane the stewardess announces "all bags have to be stowed before take off." The man looks at his wife and says "I guess you're riding in the overhead compartment."

 

[Robert Francis]

Those are both funny, ha, ha.

 

[da5deuce]

OP is funny as shit