Goodbye Mom

john_anch_ak

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A young man shopping in a supermarket noticed a little old lady following him around. If he stopped, she stopped. Furthermore she kept staring at him.


She finally overtook him at the checkout, and she turned to him and said, "I hope I haven't made you feel ill at ease; it's just that you look so much like my late son."

He answered, "That's okay."

"I know it's silly, but if you'd call out 'Good bye, Mom' as I leave the store, it would make me feel so happy."

She then went through the checkout, and as she was on her way out of the store, the man called out, "Goodbye, Mom."

The little old lady waved and smiled back at him..

Pleased that he had brought a little sunshine into someone's day, he went to pay for his groceries.

"That comes to $121.85," said the clerk..

"How come so much? I only bought 5 items."

The clerk replied, "Yeah, but your Mother said you'd be paying for her things, too."
 

Kline12

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Not what I was expecting....I had the whole "praying for you and your family.." line ready for action.

Still pretty funny though lol.
 

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I lol'd. Was definitely thinking I was gonna have to pull the, "i'm sorry about your loss, man. Your family will be in my prayers." line lol
 

TorchMach

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SOB! when i saw the title i was like **** dude that's rough...gotta come give condolences..
 
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I was thinking the worst too when I saw the title.

The best revenge would be if that was actually her real son. Payback's a bitch!
 

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