Worst Lightning Clone Ever (Craigslist)

[Third Honk]

1997 ford f150 lightning clone

"I have a 1997 f150 that is a lightning clone. It has 213,xxx it has a sunroof and power windows power lock after market radio,sub and amp. A.r.e bed cover"

 

[mustangmike02]

thanks for the link! will be picking this bad boy up ASAP

 

[dirtyd88]

Have you emailed them yet to give them a virtual kick to the nuts?

I will gladly do so.

 

[dirtyd88]

Hi,

What exactly makes your truck a SVT Lightning clone? I can't really see anything from the pictures you posted.

It looks like nothing more than a stock F150 with a messed up front bumper, cheesy side skirts, and a bed cover...

Sent.

 

[konradr]

So, I called the guy. . . Owner told me it will smoke the tires, and the exhaust. He said it burns less than 2 qts. between changes. "As long as you keep the oil filled up, it be beating some ass on the streets." You can't make that up. I am sure some stupid tard will buy it though. That truck will look great sitting in front of a trailer home with the tailgate missing and one flat tire. New guy will be bragging to his buddies about the new lightning, but at the same time refusing to pay his bar tab and racing home to collect his heating assistance check.

 

[blown87gt]

Basically being a step side warrants it being considered a lightning clone, in his eyes that is haha.

 

[dirtyd88]

His response

 

[Buddy17]

please....someone go look at this truck and take pics of the IRS and whipple

 

[mustangmike02]

Sent.

:lol::lol::lol:

His response

:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol: im dieing! this thread took off :beer:

wonder if he is a member if he owns a real Lightning?

 

[ThatOneCobra]

please....someone go look at this truck and take pics of the IRS and whipple

Too late, I just picked it up this morning :bored: LOL

 

[svtfocus2cobra]

Its a Lightning clone with a 4.6 Cobra clone engine and a clone IRS... So its basically just a stock 4.6L flareside F150, lol.

 

[05satinGT]

So the owner claims the truck has a whippled/terminator swap with an IRS? wow....

 

[coposrv]

I lost it at the wind and tree comment regarding the ARE tonneau cover.

 

[dirtyd88]

Claims that it is currently running 02 Exploder springs waiting on back ordered 04 Cobra springs.

I told him if the truck has all this stuff, he needs to list it so that people know awesome it really is. :lol1:

 

[REPCobra10]

So the owner claims the truck has a whippled/terminator swap with an IRS? wow....

"Wow!" was my reaction too after reading that iPhone screenshot! Those were some crazy claims. I just don't get some people...:shrug:

 

[SuperMarioSVT]

So the owner claims the truck has a whippled/terminator swap with an IRS? wow....

yea but it burns to quarts of oil in between changes lol.

 

[Sn8kebitten]

Please keep pestering this guy for pics lol. Made my day

 

[Domindart]

You guys are dicks. Leave the trailer park guys alone... u make them feel bad with your shinny "Ican eat off the oil pan" cars.

 

[Gus00SVTL]

What a beauty! Makes mine look like a regular stepside F-150!

 

[Cobraluver]

Lmfao this guy needs to get a life