Why are women attracted to you?

[Dip Dungles]

Honestly have no idea why woman are interested in me. The shit I pulled back in the day I’m surprised I wasn’t Bobbittized and when I proposed to my wife I almost asked if she was sure.
I can vouch for the ring comments, chicks could give a shit whether you’re married. It’s a perfect relationship because both of you have something to loose so you keep your mouth shut.

 

[Revvv]

They like me cuz I smarter than them and don't get conned by their T and A. They come to me cuz I solve their stupid problems fairly quickly and don't ask for payment.

Are you drinking again Michael? Lol

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[faster1]

To quote a famous celebrity bear; "stay away from them they ain't nothin but trouble"!

I've learned girls are way, way too expensive. I will stick with race cars, motorcycles and big trucks.

Mikey

 

[Handlebar Moustache]

If you can half-ass cook and give a semi-decent massage, all the hard work is done.

 

[VegasMichael]

Are you drinking again Michael? Lol

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