Well...my apartment burnt down.....

[zapman]

Woke up this morning to shave and brush my teeth and get ready for work. Shortly after getting dressed I went in to my living room and dicked around on the computer, before I left for work I went to take a piss and that's when I saw it..... I walk in there to see this mother sitting in my bathtub!! I quickly grabbed lighter fluid and some matches and burnt the whole place down!!! Anyone know what it is?

 

[Jack Burton]

Clearly it's an eight legged spawn of Satan.


Seriously though, brown recluse.

 

[RoadZOmbie]

That is a jerusalem telapussy

 

[mr2cam]

That is a jerusalem telapussy

:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

 

[Almighty-One]

i laffed

 

[SemperFiMarine2]

Wish your apartment did actually burn down after opening thread on 32 inch screen and seeing that picture. ****ing jerk. oke:

 

[LUBaseball2]

That is a jerusalem telapussy

lol

 

[stkjock]

wuss

 

[nckissfan]

:idea: it's a spider oke:

 

[STR8JAKT]

pontiac solstice :shrug:

 

[jrandy]

i believe it is dead....

 

[CobraBob]

That's a Sandrofod Piper Spider. They are unique in that they form huge colonies well hidden in walls, ceilings and floors. Usually 25K or more in a colony. This one probably wandered and got lost. What you should REALLY be concerned about is where is the rest of the colony. I wouldn't be feeling very comfy right about now. They're mildly venomous, if you get a solo bite. Getting bitten by a group of them (more common) is a whole different story.

 

[2KBlackGT]

That's a Sandrofod Piper Spider. They are unique in that they form huge colonies well hidden in walls, ceilings and floors. Usually 25K or more in a colony. This one probably wandered and got lost. What you should REALLY be concerned about is where is the rest of the colony. I wouldn't be feeling very comfy right about now. They're mildly venomous, if you get a solo bite. Getting bitten by a group of them (more common) is a whole different story.

Didn't detect any sarcasm in this post so I'd be worried.....

 

[evolve]

A Mitsubishi Eclipse??

 

[03cobra#694]

Didn't detect any sarcasm in this post so I'd be worried.....

Agreed

 

[BearsFTW18]

I would have screamed, started crying, and ran out. And I'm not even lying. I would have had an exterminator there before I did anything else.

 

[65fastback2+2]

That's a Sandrofod Piper Spider. They are unique in that they form huge colonies well hidden in walls, ceilings and floors. Usually 25K or more in a colony. This one probably wandered and got lost. What you should REALLY be concerned about is where is the rest of the colony. I wouldn't be feeling very comfy right about now. They're mildly venomous, if you get a solo bite. Getting bitten by a group of them (more common) is a whole different story.

:lol:

 

[lobra97]

ugh i can totally see tiny leg hairs on it yuck....imagine that humping your face while your asleep

 

[65fastback2+2]

ugh i can totally see tiny leg hairs on it yuck....imagine that humping your face while your asleep

what is it? the average person swallows 2.5 spiders in their lifetime while asleep? or something like that.

you probably already gobbled one up just like it....remember that night you woke up coughing?

 

[lobra97]

what is it? the average person swallows 2.5 spiders in their lifetime while asleep? or something like that.

you probably already gobbled one up just like it....remember that night you woke up coughing?

yeah i know i'm talking bout getting his face humped w hairy leg hanging and rubbing his face.....like hardcore spider porn lol :lol: