With all of the stupid shit in the news, I felt we needed two jokes this morning. That, and I could relate to both of them.
Miss Jones had been giving her second-grade students a lesson on science. She had explained about magnets and showed how they would pick up nails and other bits of iron.
Now, it was question time, and she asked, "My name begins with the letter 'M' and I pick up things. What am I?"
A little boy on the front row said, "You're a mother."
The Speed of Light
My brain travels at the speed of light...
One second it’s here, and the next it’s 186,000 miles away.
Miss Jones had been giving her second-grade students a lesson on science. She had explained about magnets and showed how they would pick up nails and other bits of iron.
Now, it was question time, and she asked, "My name begins with the letter 'M' and I pick up things. What am I?"
A little boy on the front row said, "You're a mother."
The Speed of Light
My brain travels at the speed of light...
One second it’s here, and the next it’s 186,000 miles away.
