I was at the local drag strip when a guy came up to me and asked me if I wanted to race. I was like sure, I love to kill ricers. When we were in line, we were side by side, he gets out and puts water in something by his headlight. I asked him honestly enough "Whatcha got there?" I looks at me and with this punk kid attitude says "INTERCOOLER". I think at that point I was supposed to be scared. If that was't bad enough when we were about to pull up and stage as I was rolling up my window I heard him tell his friend "I don't know why he is even racing me? He ONLY has a Mustang." My attitude went from having fun to business at that point. We went to the line and the lights dropped to green. I pulled this guy from the start and at an eight of a mile I had about 5 car lenghts on him. At this point I put on my flashers, a slap in the face. I usually don't try to embarrasse anyone at the track but I think the situation warranted it. After the race the jackass came up to me and gave the usual "Man what do you have done? I usually beat Mustang Cobras!" I was like in your dreams. I got him where a movie script couldn't protect him and I let him have it. So this one goes out to all of the Fast and the Furious, Mustang Cobras Rule!!!
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