Thursday Joke!

[ssssnake]

Job application forms, and what they really mean:

"COMPETITIVE SALARY"
We remain competitive by paying less than our competitors.

"JOIN OUR FAST-PACED COMPANY"
We have no time to train you.

"CASUAL WORK ATMOSPHERE"
We don't pay enough to expect that you'll dress up.

"MUST BE DEADLINE-ORIENTED"
You'll be six months behind schedule on your first day.

"SOME OVERTIME REQUIRED"
Some time each night and some time each weekend.

"DUTIES WILL VARY"
Anyone in the office can boss you around.

"MUST HAVE AN EYE FOR DETAIL"
We have no quality control.

"CAREER-MINDED"
Female Applicants must be childless (and remain that way).

"APPLY IN PERSON"
If you're old, fat or ugly you'll be told the position has been filled.

"NO PHONE CALLS PLEASE"
We've filled the job; our call for resumes is just a legal formality.

 

[MDShelby]

Lol!

"Duties will vary" -
You will clean the bathroom if we tell you to.
You will do whatever we tell you and not train you.
We will transfer you to whatever section needs help.

I am sure there are many more.

 

[ssssnake]

I started a job, and the lady that was training me said, "Ask, ask, ask. I'd rather you ask questions than do it wrong." She fired me after a week and said, "You ask too many questions." Go figure.

 

[03cobra#694]

True...

 

[HEMIHUNTER]

Yep


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