Subway Jared's Home Raided

[venom_inc]

holy shit looks like he has some C-cups :xpl:

You would think someone paid to be a spokesman of good health for a multi billion dollar company would actually be in good health or even fit.

 

[Never_Enough]

He's still a fat ****

 

[nxhappy]

You would think someone paid to be a spokesman of good health for a multi billion dollar company would actually be in good health or even fit.

seriously.

 

[Low Class Yuppie]

Does not look good. The feds, state police, postal inspectors etc don't raid you for nothing. They showed up with evidence trucks and K9 units. The latter really has me wondering.

Holy cow, I didn't even notice the K9 thing until I read it again. Yikes.

inb4 the media dubs him "The Subway Stasher."

 

[Coiled03]

He's gonna learn a whole new definition for "foot long"

:xpl:

 

[MysticRob]

Some prison might do him good. Get in the yard and work those man-tits out and tighten up that pachyderm arm skin with some weights. Bet his gut has a big loose tongue flap like Adam Sandler's in that Click movie.

 

[Deceptive]

That is the face of a man who knows he is not done taking footlongs in his mouth but, not the ones from Subway.

 

[VenomousDSG]

He always was one weird dude, just the way he talked and his mannerisms.

He looks like shit too for someone who talks about eating healthy. Reminds me a lot of Michelle Obama...

 

[NC85]

I was connecting through Cincy one day about 8 years ago and he was waiting for a flight directly across from me. Took me at least 30 minutes periodically looking at him until I finally just asked, "Are you Subway Jared?" He said yes like he got hounded by the question 24/7.

Looks like the hounds are going to catch his ass now......

 

[RedRocketMike]

Really, you can't trust anyone who eats subway on a regular basis.

 

[03cobra#694]

Guilty I guess, because you guys say so...

 

[Zemedici]

Creepy.

And lol at weight loss spokesperson being a whale.

 

[kirks5oh]

He's still much lighter than he was, just has the physique of a 55 year old woman. Loose, thin, unhealthy skin. Female pattern excessive weight. He just looks unhealthy.

 

[Prototype007]

Bad stuff!

 

[Riddla]

[video=youtube;S7M-4FGms8k]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S7M-4FGms8k[/video]

and this is the 2015 commercial? Someone was using those tight body molding shirts:smmon:

 

[Sinister04L]

Subway sucks.

 

[Lambeau]

If he did anything like his "associate", I pray the worst for him.

 

[R.D.P.]

They don't bring in dogs to sniff out porn - it's either drugs, old crime scene, or worse - remains. I can't see this not being something very bad.

 

[03Sssnake]

They don't bring in dogs to sniff out porn - it's either drugs, old crime scene, or worse - remains. I can't see this not being something very bad.

I was thinking about that too, very possible they uncovered other crimes when investigating the other guy and I wondered if those were drug or cadaver dogs.

 

[derklug]

I think Jared is about as creepy as the new Col. Sanders. What ****ing idiot in the advertising department hired a guy with a laugh that sounds like he is contemplating raping his next little kid.